Zé Zangado

Advice to live by

When a gay goth girl walks by

i cant find the text post abt it but yall know what im talking abt right?

no YOU live in a society. i live in an “abandoned” victorian castle “infested” with vampires with a huge library containing first edition books that have been banned by the catholic church for immoral content

when I click a dialogue option I don’t actually agree with to get support points

@delient-scoot PLEASE don’t fucking hide this in the tags

Stardew Valley is wild cause it’s this fun wholesome little game where you raise animals and grow crops and get married but it also has monsters and dwarves and the mayor and rancher lady are secretly fucking and it’s heavily implied the shop owner’s daughter is actually an illegitimate child his wife had with the local wizard and there’s a note from your grandpa saying he’s gonna return from the grave and visit you on the dawn of your third year in the valley

Don’t forget that the country you’re in is being invaded by a much larger nation, one of your fellow townspeople has PTSD from being tortured in a POW camp and it’s causing him to lash out at his wife, one of the marriage candidates lives in an abusive household, another one is suicidally depressed, the mayor is using taxpayers’ money to build solid gold statues of himself while the infrastructure crumbles but everybody’s so disenfranchised with politics that nobody ever stands against him for election and, oh yes, the main plot of the game is that a supermarket is trying to destroy the town so that they can stripmine the local area.

Okay but this is probably the post that will make me buy this game like

What the fuck I thought it was just a farming sim

Also you can be gay

I might be annoying but atleast my lock screen isn’t a selfie

*checking my mood ring* it says im a fuckign dumbass

gay🐥irl

Otis is actually canonically trans

the laughing cow is trans too wake up

i love these trans cow icons