I am in the mood to dissolve the sky.

YA books: There are 2 boys, the protagonist girl HAS to date one, but how can she choose? They are so incredibly different in every way!

The boys:

Harry and Lily making christmas cookies <3

garlic has never wronged me… been a friend through it all

“oh my god, it’s finally over!” i say, about a zoom class that i wasn’t paying attention to at all

I’m back from vacation! ☀ I hope you all have been well while I’ve been gone.

Have you ever gotten in an endless loop of scrolling down your phone, watching endless videos, and rotating between the same apps? This penguin is here to remind us all that we have other options for restful breaks to take! ✨

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Is this the mandalorian

you’re laughing. the hannibal fandom jokingly made #consensualcannibalism trending on twitter only for the democrats and republicans to assume its about their opposing party and start viciously attacking each other over supporting cannibalism and you’re laughing

The first time I thought she meant she NEEDS American Cheese but the 2and time I realized she meant the vaccine

twitter is a hellsite (derogatory) and tumblr is a hellsite (affectionate)

dog and snog

My yearly dog and snog post

Tiny unit 

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big squirrel

screaming at this listing on depop???

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU. CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

THEN YOU’RE T O O  F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT. 

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times