• [OFFICE]: sender and receiver are making out in receiver's office
• [CAR]: sender and receiver are making out in receiver's car
• [BITE]: while kissing, sender bites receiver's lips
• [PULL]: sender pulls on receiver's hair to expose their neck
• [PINNED]: sender pins receiver against a wall
• [LAP]: sender pulls receiver onto their lap
• [ELEVATOR]: sender and receiver are making out in an elevator
• [FLIRT]: sender flirts with receiver to make them blush
• [CHOKE]: sender grabs receiver by the throat
• [KNIFE]: sender uses a knife to rip receiver's clothes
• [GROWL]: sender growls in receiver's ears
• [QUIET]: sender orders receiver to be more quiet
• [COLLAR]: sender grabs receiver by the collar to pull them closer
• [WRESTLE]: sender wrestles receiver, pinning them on the floor
• [WHISPER]: sender whispers sweet nothings into receiver's ears
• [KNOCK]: sender walks into a room without knocking only to find receiver in their underwear
• [HALLWAY]: after inviting receiver into their flat, sender and receiver start making out in the hallway
• [INJURY]: sender gently tends to receiver's wounds, which leads to them kissing
• [MUFFLE]: sender puts their hand over receiver's mouth to keep them quiet
• [PUBLIC]: sender and receiver are making out in a secluded but public place
• [TABLE]: sender touches receiver's thigh under the table at a restaurant or a dinner party

feel free to change any pronouns, etc. || may contain some nsfw!

• “In this world, there are good guys and bad guys… And /we/ are the good guys.”
• “I will not be bullied into submission.”
• “Would you like to start over?”
• “Have you been hiding in here for an hour?”
• “If there’s something I need to change, I wanna change it.”
• “I bring you in so they can see that they don’t actually want the thing they think they want.”
• “Would you consider erotica?”
• “Obviously, I’m not suggesting you go have sex on camera…unless that’s something you’re interested in.”
• “You know, I miss you making fun of me…”
• “I’ve called you like a million time to hang out. What is going on?”
• “I’ve eaten Cinnamon Toast Crunch for my last six meals.”
• “Don’t you wanna be happy and have a family?”
• “I didn’t know we were supposed to wear costumes…”
• “I said I’d do anything so here we fucking are.”
• “Just sit there, look at me, and smile, okay?”
• “Look at you; you’re like a parade.”
• “Do people think you’re pretty? Because, like, I’m looking at you… One second I think, ‘Fuck yeah, she’s hot,’ and then the next second I’m like, ‘I dunno. Is she? Really?’ I mean, you just have one of those faces that kind of…changes…”
• “What the hell does that mean?”
• “[Name]. [Name]. [Name]… That is not a great name.”
• “I’m really sorry… I swear this is the last time…”
• “You said you didn’t want anyone to find out about us. I took that seriously.”
• “You’re proud of yourself for trying to cheat on your wife again?”
• “Please, can we not– use those words?”
• “This isn’t normal behavior for me.”
• “I can’t stop thinking about you…”
• “I was feeling sorry for myself and you took advantage of that.”
• “Please, go home to your family.”
• “You are the most real person I’ve ever been with.”
• “If you don’t wanna leave here with a broken spine, I suggest you listen to what he has to say very carefully.”
• “Better make it count then, right?”
• “We have to go above and beyond.”
• “Creepy, but I like it.”
• “It’s an honor to meet you.”
• “I don’t like your face. Or your ass. I dunno. Maybe I like ‘em too much.”
• “Move outta my way, fuckwad!”
• “You wanna come over for dinner?”
• “You’re wrong about me.”
• “What the fuck kinda friend are you?!”
• “I don’t know… I don’t know what I’m supposed to do…”
• “Things don’t just happen. People make choices.”
• “Can we go somewhere and talk about this?”
• “I don’t wanna fucking talk to you.”
• “I wanna kick your ass, and then I never wanna see you again.”
• “I’m not gonna fight you.”
• “My special skill is that I’m not fucking boring.”
• “Are you done? Because some of us like to work.”
• “Don’t bring shit up like that, man.”
• “What? History is a beautiful thing.”
• “Who doesn’t trust a man with a mustache full of coke?”
• “Whatever it is you want, I don’t have time for it.”
• “I don’t have time to deal with spoiled little bitches who don’t take anything seriously.”
• “I am the Cezanne of bullshit artists.”
• “it’s not about the lie. It’s about where the lie takes you.”
• “This doesn’t seem like too much of a stretch for you.”
• “Everybody’s gonna hate you!”
• “I don’t want everybody to hate me!”
• “Try not giving a fuck. There’s a lot of power in that.”
• “The devil gets all the best lines.”
• “Just because we’re at a party doe not at all mean we’re okay.”
• “If you talk to me again, I’ll throw you through the fucking window.”
• “Seems like you could use a drink.”
• “Why am I feeling guilty about leaving that asshole?”
• “And he’s – What’s the word? – /Stupid/. He is so stupid.”
• “I feel like I’m losing my mind every twenty minutes.”
• “Twenty minutes is about as long as I can possibly pretend that everything’s okay.”
• “This is for when you start puking. These carpets are really expensive.”
• “Is your hair a dance floor?”
• “All the windows need to be open at all times.”
• “I can’t fully control what happens when I’m asleep.”
• “You staring at my tits?”
• “The only other boobs I’ve seen in person before are my brother, [Name]’s.”
• “I’ve actually never lived with girls before, so, I’ll probably stare sometimes, ‘cause you’re basically just like an alien from another planet.”
• “Every night before bed, I put lotion all over my body, because it’s scientifically proven to be the only thing that stops the aging process in it’s tracks.”
• “I get anxious when I feel like I’m behind– especially in a group setting.”
• “Hey, you can’t talk to her like that.”
• “i am not ready to talk to you.”
• “You keep hanging up on me every time I call you.”
• “Just get whatever you need and get out, okay?”
• “You are still angry and that’s fine.”
• “I haven’t lived with anyone in a very long time.”
• “I made the choice to stop working. I actually wanted to be there for my kid.”
• “I like the color black.”
• “Ugh, he must think I’m a total fucking poser!”
• “I can’t order anymore pizza. I’m out of cash until next Friday.”
• “Do you think he actually wants me to call him?”
• “Oh, you guys are friends now? That’s cute.”
• “I like you like this. I like you more than I usually like you.”
• “What kind of person do I seem like?”
• “Oh shit! That looks dangerous!”
• “What if I have to talk to his mom?”
• “He probably already has a girlfriend, anyway.”
• “You didn’t call me.”
• “Don’t make me be the ‘Rules’ person– I’m not emotionally equipped for that.”
• “You didn’t answer my question.”
• “Oh no, you’re not getting off that easy.”
• “I have tolerated her being here, because, I, uh, well– I actually enjoy watching you make her feel like shit, but we have an unspoken rule that we stay as far away from each other as possible.”
• “It was here, and then it was not here.”
• “There’s too fucking many of ya, anyways.”
• “You’re not gonna drop me, right?”
• “Look at me– you’re gonna kill it.”
• “She swoons every time you walk into a room.”
• “Be kind and generous to her, like you are with everyone.”
• “I think I’m having a heart attack.”
• “You don’t wanna let people down; I get it.”
• “I feel like I’m disappointing a lot of people right now.”
• “Everyone loves you; you’re like Santa Claus.”
• “I gotta figure out a couple of things.”
• “I’d like to call on the power of my three favorite Americans: Ronald Reagan, Larry Bird, and Jesus Christ, himself!”
• “You always fucking do this! Whatever success I have, whatever good thing that I have built, you wanna piss all over it!”
• “You better cheer it up right now!”
• “Why didn’t you say something? I love birthdays!”
• “I had to get some power back in the situation; the balance was off.”
• “It was a dramatic gesture.”
• “You are such an immature fuck!”
• “Will you do something about his face?”
• “You’re right, okay? I am all of the things that you wanna scream at me.”
• “You are entitled to your anger and I acknowledge it.”
• “She’s not my girlfriend.”
• “I guess it’s just…not what I pictured.”
• “I think… Honestly… It’s perfect.”
• “Are you waiting for me to open the door for you?”
• “Don’t be mean, okay?”
• “You can’t not celebrate your birthday!”
• “I can’t tell when you’re joking and when you’re just being mean.”
• “I feel like this isn’t working.”
• “I know you were just fucking me because you wanted things.”
• “I wasn’t shagging you because I wanted something.”
• “This was supposed to be fun, but you’re so bloody paranoid all the time.”
• “You really like me?”
• “I have a shitty history with women.”
• “I’ll go with you; we’ll get a cake, it’ll be a date.”
• “You don’t actually like me, you’re just afraid to be alone.”
• “Sometimes, you have to trick yourself into having a good time.”
• “Just pretend you’re having the best time in the world, and then maybe you will.”
• “I don’t trust shoes that move.”
• “it’s really nice having you here.”
• “What did I do to make you hate me?”
• “Why did we start a family if we were so miserable?”
• “Can you let me hug you?”
• “Just wasn’t the right time for us, y’know?”
• “Sorry. I’m sure this is not how you wanted to spend your morning.”
• “I feel like I’m supposed to ask you if this is what you want.”
• “Don’t come back without doughnuts.”
• “Take a deep breath and try to relax.”
• “Where the hell have you been for two weeks?”
• “I’m a sucker for non-threatening, unavailable men who compliment me.”
• “You certainly wear a lot of makeup…”
• “Someone’s grumpier than usual…”
• “I appreciate you just getting the fuck out of the way.”
• “Sometimes I’m so sad that you took away the option of us ever being able to have a normal fucking conversation.”
• “Just join my, uh, my pity party.”
• “I've made a lot of terrible decisions– some of them I don’t even remember.”
• “I don’t have anything to say to you.”
• “Look, I get that there’s no great way to deliver this news, alright?”
• “It can only get better from here… I think… I hope…”
• “Have to take a rain check on that coffee.”
• “I… I was born for this moment!”
• “You’re a fucking quitter.”
• “I am trying to keep an open mind– this is just kinda silly…”
• “Tonight, I take back what I deserve!”
• “You wanna grab a drink?”

change around as you see fit!

• ‘ oh brother , this guy STINKS! ‘
• ‘ my leg! ‘
• ‘ chocolate? CHOCOLATE! ‘
• ‘ the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. ‘
• ‘ i’m ugly and i’m proud. ‘
• ‘ fine , i guess you’re gonna miss the … panty raid. ‘
• ‘ do you smell that? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells … smelly. ‘
• ‘ don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else? ‘
• ‘ can i be excused for the rest of my life? ‘
• ‘ goodbye , everyone. i’ll remember you all in therapy! ‘ 
• ‘ firmly grasp it in your hand. ‘
• ‘ FIRMLY GRASP IT! ‘
• ‘ well , it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret , thereby , secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets , secretly. ‘
• ‘ come on. you know , i wumbo , you wumbo, he / she / me wumbo. wombology , the study of wumbo! it’s first grade , _____! ‘ 
• ‘ just get outta here you stupid , dumb animal! ‘
• ‘ we don’t need television. not as long as we have our imagination. ‘
• ‘ you just can’t wait for me to die , can you? ‘
• ‘ this is a load of barnacles … ‘
• ‘ this is not your average , everyday darkness. this is … advanced darkness. ‘
• ‘ i’m not just ready , i’m ready freddy. ‘
• ‘ i’ll have you know i stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes. ‘
• ‘ ravioli , ravioli , give me to formuoli. ‘
• ‘ too bad that didn’t kill me. ‘
• ‘ well it may be stupid , but it’s also dumb. ‘
• ‘ quick , _____ , without think: if you could have anything right now what would it be? ‘
• ‘ we’ve been smeckledorfed! ‘
• ‘ oh well , i guess i’m not wearing any pants today. ‘
• ‘ umm , i got it. lets get naked! ‘
• ‘ a five letter word for happiness … money! ‘
• ‘ woo! shake it! shake it! yeah! shake that bubble butt! ‘
• ‘ _____! your genius is showing! “
• “ you’re nothing but pure evil! just like newspaper comics! ‘
• ‘ liar , liar , plants for hire! ‘