vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”
Cock shame, pussy to the world
what is your holy trinity of fruits
slightly late to the party buuuuut happy lesbian visibility week<333
ok im about to think about the Character!! im so Excited 😊😊
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spellcasting isn't like academia it's like writing. spellcasting is about saying "you know what would be really fucked up?" and then making it happen anyway. because you can.
my spellcaster's license has been revoked by the board of magical ethics .
it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention
I searched “Miranda Otto” in the Instagram Ai sticker catagory because I’m gay and look at this
I’m dead
i can only think of baked goods
Sweet mother, I cannot weave – grain-giving Demeter has overcome me with longing for a fresh, warm roll.
i am a big believer in letting music (and other media) come to you when you're ready for it. you may only know vaguely of an acclaimed beloved artist and suspect that you'd be into them but just... not ever get around to it. and then in 15 years one of their songs just hits you the right way and what a gift to suddenly have all of their works to explore! there is no hurry; what is good is always good.
by Japanese artist おたま姉妹 @otamashimai
girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life
[ID: round ceramic plate with a black diamond-patterned ouroboros consuming its own tail, around the words “Ouroboros can have a little ouroboros as a treat” end ID]
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch
why the FUCK am i still on here
phrasing of this is taking me out
Harder to crucify a being with eight legs
you can’t just leave this in the tags
#Happy Superbowl superb owl
