My grandfather died yesterday.
It wasn't covid, but it was sudden.
He was alright the day before.
I know I haven't posted in a while, but all the blogs I reblog to will be on hiatus until further notice while I emotionally process this.
Please do not reblog this.
Replies are fine, but reblogs will denote a currently on-hiatus blog.
YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL
MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER
PLEASE HELP ME
IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY
PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER
this seems like a good cause
Time to put my blog to interesting use.
@tilltheendwilliwrite Can we help this lovely out?
So this post was originally made on September 11th 2020. I am reblogging on September 13th of the same year. At the time my computer first loaded this post it was at ten-thousand-one-hundred-and-eighty-two notes. By the time I’d scrolled down to it and chose to open it in a new tab so I could check when it was originally made, it had increased to 10,191 notes. When I noticed this as I was preparing to reblog, I reloaded the page and found that the number had reached 10,198.
What I’m sayig is that somewhere, someone’s mother is quite likely approaching the realization that they may actually be compelled to live up to their end of this little bargain.
I am now about to hit reblog, but before I do I’m reloading the page one last time. In the time it has taken me to type this, the number has reached 10,205.
were only 1/10 th of the way there but yeah, my mom is kinda scared now
Haha yeah we're getting you a dagger.
For a good cause?
Great cause. I received my first blade at 8 years old.
it's the 14th and we're 1/4 there!
27k notes and I suspect a certain someone is regretting a lot of things right now.
The ownership of a dagger is a worthy goal and as such I shall be reblogging this everywhere
*hides from the scary new cat*
Nibbles and Spike and basically everyone else are also open to people who want in on mischief.
I haven’t had to hide a grenade for Private Jello to find in like a week!
Tries valiently to look unimpressed
*wants all the grenades*
I don’t understand.
@memecaptainsteverogers I’ve been advised to ask you.
@memecaptainsteverogers WHAT DID YOU DO
OR WAS THIS @privatejellothememekitty
I KNOW IT WAS ONE OF YOU
@tchallameme Would you like your war rhino back? Please say yes because we do not have a decent amount of room for it.
Look I can’t confirm or deny that the war rhino was procured but if it was it was @privatejellothememekitty and @jerry-meme and they are blameless furry babies who don’t know any better so you can’t punish EITHER me OR them.
Let’s name the war rhino Frankie.
*utterly and completely blameless. that's me*
I haven’t had to hide a grenade for Private Jello to find in like a week!
*searches for the other cat*
I, for one, do not think that someone who jumps out of planes without a parachute should be trusted with a war rhino.
But also bold of you to assume that the Bronx Zoo rhinos are unprepared for combat. Show them some respect.
Actually you’d probably like the Bronx Zoo rhinos. Apparently their pair is very in love and into each other, but because they don’t have the resources to support unlimited baby rhinos, these lovebirds were agonizingly separates for many years. I, uh, just think maybe you could relate.
It’s not like I’m going to throw the rhino out of a plane without a parachute, I’m not a monster.
And I do like the Bronx Zoo rhinos, I just want a rhino of my own and SOME SQUARES I KNOW say I can’t have one.
Steve, for the last time:
Well that’s a very small-minded view of the situation! Everything is negotiable in New York!
This is not negotiable
Rhinos need space to move around
Space we do not have
Therefore
There shall be no Avenging Rhinos
But Central Park is RIGHT THERE! Just imagine how delighted the kids would be to see Captain America riding a war rhino around Central Park!
FINE. I’ll just go sulk with my cats.
Also wants a war rhino
Schemes for said war rhino
I will get you rhino shaped treats instead?
Deep in plans for getting war rhino
joins the planning for getting war rhino
Barnes you live in an apartment next door to Steven “I jump on grenades for fun” Rogers
do you think landmines will deter him
they will not
Private Jello is a trained minesweeper. We’ll just set them off like fireworks!
Sniffing and sinks down by one
What a good kitty!
This is why I keep chicken treats in my utility belt.
Pleased purring
*sets off the landmine*
Never make fun of someone else’s behavior, family, religion, orientation, gender, mental health, physical health, ability, etc.
Basically just be kind to those around you. You never know what someone else is dealing with. Your kindness may be the only kindness they receive.
*casually waves with claws out* By all means, try to raid my pantry. - T’Challa
*takes the opportunity to raid @tchallameme’s pantry*
*smiles* Thank you. The peep child replaced everything with marshmallow replicas last time she was here, and I haven’t been feeling well enough to get rid of it all. Enjoy the sweets!
*eats his way through the entire pantry within ten seconds and then burps*
*looks for this “peep child”*
*sticks head through a portal* Hello little guy! Younger me is busy right now, but just give her a few days max. She’ll be ready to cause chaos with you pretty soon!
*squeaks excitedly*
Please for the love of all things good and decent stop sending the precinct food. We can’t eat it all and the place is starting to smell.
*happily eats through all of it*
