I can't believe this post still exists...
And while its hilarious, it's also very sad.
Here's some facts for you guys, feminists and atheists and anyone else who wants to jump in and read.
1. Jesus was a historical figure, and he was the son of God according to accounts from the books of gospel. (The Bible thing will come up again later).
2. Before Christianity, magick was actually the staple and backbone of many cultures around the world, but they knew it by other names. Medicine, for example. Most people who would have been called "users of magick" were medicine men and women, shamans, etc.
3. Pagans believed that men and women were born equally because their deities were male, female or could change between the two (Inari is depicted as being male or female), and many cultures actually held women on high pedestals.
●The Norse had women called Völvas, and whenever they visited a village, they were placed at the head of the table.
●The Japanese allowed men and women to train as samurai and ninjas (the female ninja is called a kunoichi).
●Sparta allowed women to speak during council meetings and hold positions of power.
4. With Christianity, there was a societal reboot, yes, but at what cost? Many "Christian" traditions we know today are appropriated from ancient pagan traditions.
●The dates of Christmas actually fall into the beginning of the pagan festival of Yule, the beginning of the dark of the Year. Jesus was actually born during the summer. The Christmas tree was a pagan tradition meant to be an altar to bring in wishes for the new year ahead, the new year having already happened with the festival of Samhain (Sa-wen).
●Easter comes from the pagan festival of Ostara, the time of new beginnings and the spring equinox. The symbols for Ostara? Eggs, rabbits, and new budding flowers.
5. Christianity abolished many traditions and culture while appropriating others. Much of the history and traditions of cultures such as the Celts/Druids and the Norse have been lost. And one holiday that people don't know the truth about is St. Patrick's Day. St. Patrick is known for "driving all the snakes out of Ireland." The word "snakes" means pagans. The Catholic church forced people to give up their culture and traditions. So, instead of celebrating the "great feats" of some Catholic saint, celebrate the fact that he didn't get rid of all the pagans.
6. Christianity has caused more death than any other religion. Hear me out. Before the expansion of Christianity, people were actually pretty peaceful. The only times you really ever had problems were when there were territorial disputes or honor had been sullied (the former was usually negotiated peacefully unless people were being petty, and honor was usually restored with a debt or honorable suicide [in the case of Japan]). Christianity comes along and they were pretty forceful; if people didn't comply with being converted to this new religion, the Church made examples of them. And this wasn't the only case. The Crusades killed 1.7 MILLION people, according to modern estimates.
7. Now, let's talk about the women. In paganism, women were held in high regard and honor. It was because of women that men and children could survive. They ran the home, but they also hunted. Women are able to create life (childbirth), and this was seen as gifts from their deities. Women were seen as strong (the Norse had shield maidens, and they were warriors, same as their husbands). But along comes the early stages of Christianity, a religion predominantly led by men, and they convince people (and themselves) that women are a huge threat to the "balance of nature." Christianity teaches that man came first and then woman was created from man, while in pagan traditions, man and woman were created at the same time. The church then proceeds to disenfranchise and sully women, calling them the reason for sin (a relatively new term), and women were literally forced into submission.
● The Malleus Maleficarum: it was a book written by the Catholic church that was basically an instruction manual on how to find, "interrogate" (meaning torture), and kill witches. Witches in this context meant "free thinkers" and "pagans". Religious fear having driven a massive wedge between time and tradition led to the deaths of anywhere between 40,000 and 60,000 people, and there are others that weren't documented. And these victims weren't just women, but there were men and even CHILDREN. They were all hanged (the burning at the stakes thing was a very rare occurrence, and I think it was primarily because no one wanted to deal with the smell of burning flesh).
●Jesus did, in fact, stand up for many women who were being persecuted during his time. He even invited the prostitute, Mary Magdalene, to walk with him and his apostles because even he knew that women should be treated equally. And this was a belief that would have been seen as heresy during his time. Also, during the resurrection, he revealed himself to his mother and to Mary Magdalene before he showed himself to any of his apostles. Just food for thought.
8. Now, to talk about the Bible, perhaps the most edited book in all of history. It's said that history is written by the victors, and in this case, it was culminated by the Council of Nicaea. It was at this first council that they debated and voted on everything from the dates of holidays and the acceptance or rejection of certain books. These rejected "accounts" or books were later called the Gnostic Books.
●of all the different versions of the Bible, they all come from a single source that was translated (TRANSLATED for the people in the back who can't hear) from Hebrew and Aramaic to Greek to Latin and then to other languages. For some of you who probably have a hard time understanding this, not all words in one language have a translation in another. This leaves gaps, and these gaps were left by human men. For the egotists who come across this, here's a little humbler from the universe: HUMANS ARE FLAWED.
Now, let me congratulate those of you for reaching the end and not scrolling away, and for also not being offended. I don't write any of this to offend people or their beliefs; I'm just opening the curtains to a very dark room that you all have seemed to be content with living in.
Religion is flawed, and that is because Mankind is flawed. All of mankind.
Those flaws come from our own hubris and pride, no matter your creed, but it also comes from ignorance. We've ignored history, choosing to edit out the parts that make us feel bad or uncomfortable.
The facts above I've listed are from my own research and understanding.
I know that I've put it into a Cliffnotes version, but that's the point I'm trying to make.
We take bits and pieces out of history to uphold our opinions, and in doing so, we fail to provide context and perspective.
I invite you all to do your own UNBIASED research and learn a thing or two. Knowledge is a beautiful thing, and it's important we have all the facts.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.