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@misterlazer

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Burden

Glynda: Again, Arc!

Jaune attempted to block another strike from Pyrrha. He threw a clumsy strike of his own and tripped over himself, falling to the ground. 

Glynda: We've been at this for weeks and you still don't understand!? Defend and wait for an opening. She left you multiple opportunities to get a proper strike in and you failed at EACH ONE!

Jaune: I'm sorry! I'm trying my best!

Glynda: Your best? This is your best after WEEKS of remedial training!?

Jaune: I-

Glynda: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEARN!?!?

Jaune: I am! I just-

Glynda: You're a failure, Arc!

Pyrrha: Ms. Goodwitch, he really is trying!

Glynda: Quite, Nikos. Arc, why are you here?

Jaune: Because I want to become a Huntsman! It's always been my dream. 

Glynda: This is how you achieve your dream? You do nothing and let your team do all of the work?

Pyrrha: He'll get better-

Glynda: I SAID QUIET NIKOS!!! You've shown no improvement, Arc. You've remained the weakest and least skilled in your year. Months in this academy and nothing to show for... Maybe you should give up on this dream of yours.

Jaune: *Tears brimming his eyes* I just need more time. I Promise I'll-

Glynda: You're a burden, Arc.

Jaune: …

Glynda: A burden to your team. To everyone here.

Jaune: I… I'm sorry.

Glynda: You're pathetic… Now get out of my sight.

Jaune: Yes, Ms Goodwitch…

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Well... I normally make shitposts and lewd stuff but this has been on my mind for a while. Continue the sad or make Jaune's day better. The choice is yours!

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bad

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

is this the episode where he lost his house

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

Heritage post.

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because Mindy Kaling fetishies white men

Fuck, I do too. They’re the color of cum 🤤 I just wanna lick a white man again so bad but last time I did that I got arrested 😂😂 he did not like that one bit LOL

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lindleland

i've heard people say that tumblr is a free website but i don't think that's true. it doesn't cost money but you pay in other ways

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misterlazer

Jaune: I've had this idea sitting in my head for a while.

Yang: If the idea was me, it'd be sitting on your face.

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howlingday

Jaune: ...

Yang: ...

Jaune: So about my idea...

Yang: I said, If the idea was me-

Jaune: I heard you Yang.

Yang: You see, because it's a sex thing.

Jaune: I got it.

Yang: I want to bang you.

Jaune: I know Yang.

Jaune: So my idea is to-

Yang: Just let me sit on your face for five minutes!

Jaune: *Sigh* Fine! If that will let me tell you my idea!

*Across the table*

Weiss: Why doesn't he ever let me sit on his stupid face? I've been eating pineapple all week for him.

Ruby: I dunno. Maybe 'cause you're too heavy.

Weiss: I AM NOT FAT!!!

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pilot-boi

I'm starting a tag game!! And I'm doing it with my very own picrew!!

I've been working on this thing for LITERAL months (hence the drop of in art) and I really hope y'all like it. If you end up using it, please tag me cause I really want to see what y'all make

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howlingday

Ooh! Neato~!

Behold, a man!

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