me, not very competent at tagging original content so people in the fandoms actually see it, begging you guys to trawl through my gifs tag and reblog anything you like so it gets some notes and people might see it? it’s more likely than you think !
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I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.
Love to see this post getting notes again. None of us are ok.
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the subtitles stay ON during sex
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girl dad not as in a dad with daughters but as in a girl who shares the tastes habits and personality traits of a middle aged father
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Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.
Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.”
Mary Shelley said, "I can make him
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count dracula? um, okay. 1. now what
*he turns into a swarm of bats* ah shit 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
rich people seeing mount everest
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shoutout to when i worked at an extremely poorly managed farm and my boss texted me only “get pig” and wouldn’t respond to attempts to reach him
he didn’t want me to put the pigs away or something. he wanted me to purchase and obtain a new pig. i was 17 and had no car
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literally my favorite type of tweet
oh my god i have some of these saved 1 sec
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people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying
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The drake Kendrick beef trending on tumblr is like finding out an isolated village in the middle of Siberia with no internet or television access knows who Michael Jackson is
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hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha
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i may not be the prettiest or the smartest or the funniest but i sure am the sleepiest
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