this is not a blog

do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url” 

He needs a nap from napping so much

this image is beautiful to me it is holy, this should be in a gallery

i am not a “content creator.” i am a weird faggot on the internet

Literally I love Tumblr because it's one of the last SOCIAL medias left. Like I'm literally just talking

thats ●●●●● babe!

VERY IMPORTANT REMINDER, DONT FORGET: [The contents of this reminder have been erased]

forgot I made this post but I’m pretty sure this was the mood

People underestimate how much it fucks you up to be subtly excluded as a kid. I would try to talk to my classmates and be met with disinterest or annoyance. The one friend I had, who I clung to and nodded along to his every word, had other friends he liked just as much or more. And his other friends didn’t care for me at all.

I look back at pictures from the time and see how separated I was from them. I remember knowing I was different. I remember posing questions about the world to the girls playing next to me and realizing that they had never asked the same ones to themselves. That the ways we thought couldn’t be more different.

I kept myself amused with my own fanatical stories and musings in my head. I would wander the playground on a circular path, imagining a friend and being sorely disappointed when it didn’t feel as real as I’d hoped.

There was a bubble separating me from everyone else, thin, and nearly invisible, but with a pearly sheen you could catch under the right conditions. I knew it was there, they knew it was there, and it changed me

if you’re gonna have a big celebrity voice a character in your animated movie you should show it to a test audience and if they can correctly guess who the celebrity is you need to fire the celebrity and hire a real va

me and the coffee i pulled by being financially irresponsible

one thing about me is i am a boy who loves to turn down the screen brightness

It's not "everyone" acting like it's normal. The majority of people know something's wrong they just don't have the tools to fix it. Maybe a plurality don't know that the problem is capitalism, they blame it on something else, but they're still aware there's a problem. "Everyone" is just too exhausted from working 4 jobs, 50 hours a week to scream into the void in their spare time.

guess I gotta pull out this bad boy again huh

I was today years old when I learned that sean astin l i v e d the plot of mamma mia

so for those who are asking it basically went like this:

around the time of his birth sean astin's mother patty duke had three highly publicized affairs with three different men: desi arnaz, jr., michael fell, and john astin

most people at the time believed desi to be sean's father, but patty released that john astin was actually sean's biological father. this seemed to be confirmed when patty and john got married and stayed that way for thirteen years.

when sean began to hear rumors that his actual biological father might not be john, he reached out to both desi and michael and formed close relationships with both of them

later he took a dna test that confirmed that michael fell was his biological father, but he remained close with all three men, citing john (the man who raised him) as his "true father."

Master Frodo, here we go again

For me, I'm in my 30s and the last time I was druuuunk-drunk was approximately 8 years ago. I've only ever been tipsy since then, but never properly drunk. (It was a really, reeeeally bad hangover that caused me to never want to be drunk again, if only to save me from the subsequent hangover.)

Anyway let me know in the tags when you were last drunk and what age (ish) you are! I'm curious to see if there's any discernible patterns.

is that from the assassination