there’s a lot going on here

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

Woman murders man in broad daylight

holy shit

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

reblog for easter

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[Video Description: a lynx casually walks down a snow covered bank, onto a log and reaches a frozen river. The lynx takes two steps; the ice cracks loudly. Instantly the lynx stands still. It then looks around and then leaps. The lynx makes a landing on the other side of the river, a faint crack can be heard. It continues on its way unfazed. /End VD.]

That's a guy who's fallen through the ice before, lmao.

IMMACULATE REACTION

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

hmmm

His door

Go a little fart

be ded

i was watching futurama with my friend last night and it glitched out so bad i got the best screenshot ever .

when you remember an important task while going to bed at 3am

my dads response could not have been better

important addition

tee hee

tee hee

you may take it. ONCE.

unfortunately i Do feel better when i clean my living space and eat enough fruits and veggies and go outside and generally remember i am a mammal :| real pity that knowing this does not make it easier to do those things

I can't talk right now. crab core middle-aged man is serving on tumblr

I can’t talk right now.

crab core middle-aged man is

serving on tumblr

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

maybe the woods are the answer. have we had any recent thoughts on the woods

GREAT NEWS: THE WOODS WAS THE ANSWER!

wow this pain is unbearable *continues to bear it*

aghhhhhhh. okay I will persist