• ‘ Enter freely of your own will, and leave some of the happiness you bring. ‘
• ‘ Your firm writes most highly of your talents.. ‘
• ‘ Do you believe in destiny? ‘
• ‘ And, to you, there shall be many strange things… ‘
• ‘ Do not put your faith in such trinkets of deceit! ‘
• ‘ Our ways are not your ways. ‘
• ‘ The children of the night. What sweet music they make! ‘
• ‘ I have crossed oceans of time to find you. ‘
• ‘ He likes you. There is much to be learned from beasts. ‘
• ‘ Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. ‘
• ‘ The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. ‘
• ‘ You are safe with me. ‘
• ‘ Your impotent men with their foolish spells cannot protect you from my power. ‘
• ‘ I condemn you to living death. ‘
• ‘ There is no life in this body. I am nothing, lifeless, soulless, hated and feared. ‘
• ‘ I am nothing, lifeless, soulless, hated and feared. ‘
• ‘ I am dead to all the world - hear me! ‘
• ‘ I am the monster that breathing men would kill. ‘
• ‘ Where is my God? He has forsaken me. ‘
• ‘ It is finished. Give me peace. ‘
• ‘ Contrary to some beliefs, vampires, like other night creatures, can move about by day. ‘
• ‘ The vampire bat must consume ten times its own weight in fresh blood each day. ‘
• ‘ Gentlemen, we’re not fighting some disease here. ‘
• ‘ It stalks us for some dread purpose I do not yet comprehend. ‘
• ‘ Vampires do exist. ‘
• ‘ This one we fight, this one we face. ‘
• ‘ It is here that we must find him and destroy him utterly. ‘
• ‘ We’ve all become God’s Madmen. All of us. ‘
• ‘ I was disappointed we could not marry before his departure. ‘
• ‘ I am happy that he got sent on this important assignment. ‘
• ‘ I am longing to hear all the news. ‘
• ‘ It must be so nice to see strange countries. ‘
• ‘ I wonder if we, I mean [name] and I, shall ever see them together… ‘
• ‘ I love you! Oh, God forgive me, I do! ‘
• ‘ Can a man and a woman really do…that? ‘
• ‘ I admit that her free way of speaking shocks me sometimes. ‘
• ‘ I wish I were as pretty and as adored as she. ‘
• ‘ The truth is that I admire [name], and I’m not surprised that men flock around her. ’
• ‘ You’ve been so good to me.   ‘
• ‘ I know that [name] harbored secret desires for you. ‘
• ‘ I understood at last how my love could release us all from the powers of darkness. ‘
• ‘ Our love is stronger than death.  ‘
• ‘ I too know what men desire.. ‘
• ‘ You’ve got to love him, and marry him right then and there. ‘
• ‘ And I want you to take this, my sister. ‘
• ‘ It’s my wedding gift to you. ‘
• ‘ Leave these others and come to me. ‘
• ‘ My arms are hungry for you, my darling.   ‘
• ‘ Kiss me and caress me, my darling husband, please… ‘
• ‘ You are my love… and my life, always. ‘
• ‘ I think strange things which I dare not confess to my own soul. ‘
• ‘ I said nothing of my fears, as he will read them, no doubt. ‘
• ‘ I know now that I am a prisoner. ‘
• ‘ I just want to cut off her head and take out her heart. ‘
• ‘ I want to be what you are, see what you see, love what you love. ‘
• ‘ These may be the last words I write in this journal. ‘
• ‘ I have a part to play in a story that is not known to me. ‘
• ‘ I will try one last time today to escape to the water. ‘
• ‘ [name] has left me with these women, these devils of the pit. ‘
• ‘ They drain my blood to keep me weak, barely alive so I cannot escape. ‘
• ‘ She lives beyond the grace of God, a wanderer in the outer darkness. ‘
• ‘ These creatures do not die like the bee after the first sting, but instead grow strong.   ‘
• ‘ He can appear as mist, as vapour, as fog, and vanish at will. ‘
• ‘ Now all these things [name] can do, but he is not free. ‘
• ‘ Ahh, listen to them! What sweet music they make! ‘
• ‘ I would watch my colonial tongue if I were you. ‘
• ‘ You will, I trust, excuse me if I do not join you. ‘
• ‘ It’s not true. I too can love, and I will love again.  ‘
• ‘ Those marks on her throat. No disease, I’m sure the blood loss occurred there. ‘
• ‘ Will you cut off my head and drive a stake through my heart as you did poor [name], you murdering bastard?! ‘

• “How did you end up here?”
• “So you got stuck doing this, too.”
• “Anything any good here?”
• “I wouldn’t eat that. Trust me.”
• “This is pretty boring, huh?”
• “Want to find something more fun?”
• “Where’s your adventurous spirit?”
• “Are you okay?”
• “I’m fine, thanks for checking on me.”
• “Wow, you’re a lot nicer than I thought you would be.”
• “How did you do that?”
• “It’s easy. Here, you try.”
• “I just can’t get it!”
• “Could you give me hand?”
• “Thanks for holding the door. These are heavy!”
• “I promise, I’m not as scary as I seem.”
• “Just give it a chance.”
• “No! Don’t do that!”
• “You should be more careful.”
• “I don’t know what that guy’s problem was.”
• “Excuse me, is this seat taken?”
• “You can come, too, if you want.”
• “You go first.”

• “Oh look, carnage.”
• “I found you beat half to death in a dumpster. When I said I would call 9-1-1 you punched me in the face and said no before passing out.”
• “Holy shit you look terrible.”
• “Can’t go to my place, I’m making poison in my kitchen.”
• “This is the tenth half-eaten corpse I’ve seen. It’s still kinda horrifying but less horrifying than the first time I saw one.”
• “Yeah, that’s right, go wander off and commit murder somewhere else.”
• Everything about your life makes so much sense now.”
• “I don’t know, that sounds like a ‘fuck off’ kind of growl.”
• “There’s a girl snorting cocaine off the counter in the bathroom. Just thought you’d wanna know.”
• “I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news: some of this blood is mine. The bad news: most of it is mine. And I’m going to pass out.”
• “After the fight some dude catcalled me on the way home so I turned around and spat a bunch of blood at his feet. Never seen someone regret doing something so fast.”
• “Is that a fucking dragon?”
• “That is genuinely disturbing.”
• “Don’t smile. You have the smile of a serial killer.”
• “This is surprisingly not the worst thing we’ve done. This is like, maybe halfway up the list.”

“Real funny, Potato Face. I have vampire bat devil fruit powers! So unless you want to be my next meal, keep your loudmouth shut!!”