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LISTEN UP, EVERYONE!!!!!

Louder for the people in the back!

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

Everybody say happy birthday to Simon Lewis!

Our lovely nerd turns 29 today, he’s born on the 17th of October of 1990 in New York.

He’s been portrayed by Robert Sheehan in the movie adaptation of City of Bones...

...and then by Alberto Rosende in the tv series.

what do you need to know about him?

credits to @cassandrajp and to the owners of the gifs

(@cassandraclare 🌹)

happy birthday Simon! he turns 30 today 🎉

Happy Birthday Simon!

“Self care is drinking 4 monsters and having a therapy session with god on your bathroom floor at 4am.”

-mollymauk

remember, this is for a DOOR lock.

remember that when picking a DOOR lock, you have to apply a little bit of pressure to your tension wrench (the thing that you use to turn the knob). too little or too much and you wont be able to pick the door open. you can use anything for the tension wrench. a bobby pin. bits of wire. a paper clip. etc.

its best to be completely silent when youre picking locks bc theres this small ‘click’ when youre picking that you might miss if youre using headphones or listening to music.

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if youre picking one of these

you jam something thin and long above one of the rotation dials and you push up on the shackle.

. if its one of these

you get yourself some shims. (or make one. you can make shims out of fucking soda cans), you wiggle them in the tiny space between the shackle and the body of the lock, and you pop these suckers open.

. for a chain deadbolt,

you get something flexible but sturdy and you just push this fucker down

. for one of these rotating combination locks

you can also shim this motherfucker open. jam your shims between the shackle and the body and pry it unlocked. if, for some reason, you dont wanna shim it open, maybe you dont have a shim or you just like a challenge, this bitch can be decoded ridiculously easy. heres what you do:

spin this bitch to the right about two or three times to “reset” it. then you pull up on the shackle a bit, and turn it right slowly until you hear a click. your number is two spaces further. then you turn left 360 degrees until you land on the right number again, and start turning this motherfucker left until it stops. when it stops, turn right. if its loose, its the wrong number, keep going left. if its not loose, you have the right number, and you turn right all the way until this bitch pops

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now you know how to pick several common locks!!!!! congratulations!!!!

don’t mind me im just reblogging

Yall need to look up the Lock Picking Lawyer on YouTube too, he’s amazing.

His videos are always so blazé, like ‘here’s yet another fucking disappointing lock to pick’ and he’s so good.

@cackledaddy

just for your viewing interest

Completely innocent reblog

The most non suspicious reblog

I’ve skipped so many portions of escape rooms because of my ability to cheat a coded padlock.

Everybody say happy birthday to Alec Lightwood!

Our beloved archer-boy turns 30 today, he’s born on the 12th of September of 1989 in Idris.

He has been portrayed by Kevin Zegers in the movie adaptation of City of Bones...

...and then by Matthew Daddario in the tv series.

What do you need to know about him?

credits to @cassandrajp and to the owners of the gifs

(@cassandraclare 🌹)

let’s wish Alec happy birthday!! he turns 31 today

Happy Birthday Alec Lightwood!

Gay irl

a very sexy thing:

when the subtitles tells you the name of the song that’s playing 

All I’m seeing is a well paying job with good customers

Hey y’all, there’s a program working on this!

The Menstruatin’ with Satan program, founded by The Satanic Temple Arizona, is collecting donations of pads, tampons, and other menstrual supplies for incarcerated women, as well as fighting to raise the monthly allotment of products!

If you’re not in AZ, you can help out the Temple by buying them products on their Amazon Wish List, here.

And if you are in Arizona, help ‘em out! There are a bunch of drop-off and volunteer locations.

Hail Satan.

HEY TUMBLR WHAT’S WITH THIS HMMM

FUCK YOU I’M REBLOGGING THIS

meirl

Don't call me out like that

This Brand Is Making Swimwear For The Trans Community

A lot of transguys or masculine people aren’t comfortable with wearing a bikini top, so they get stuck wearing shirts in the summertime, or settling for something that doesn’t make them feel confident.

The Rhodes siblings are currently fundraising for the Bareskin Top, which comes in four skin-tone options, on Kickstarter

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GIFS VIA.

But actually boosting this because they have until December 19th to raise another $13,000 or they don’t get any of the money.

They’re available for purchase now at http://www.flavnt.com/bareskin/

@enby-life

!!!share this!!!

There are a couple of things about current shipping culture that confuse me.  

1. The focus on whether or not a pairing will become canon as a reason people should ship something or not.  Do you not understand what the “transformative” part of “transformative works” means?”

2. This idea that saying “I ship that” means “I think that, as presented in canon,this is a perfect, healthy relationship that everyone should model their relationship after.” 

Sometimes shipping something does mean that.  Sometimes shipping something means “Person A is a trash bag who doesn’t deserve person B but I would love to explore how Person A might grow to deserve Person B.” Sometimes it means “I want these characters to live together forever in a conflict free domestic AU.”  Sometimes it means “I want Person A to forever pine after Person B.  Nothing is beautiful and everything hurts.”  And sometimes it just means you like their faces and want to see Person A and Person B bone in various configurations and universes. 

Listen to your parents, kids.

This really should be one of a handful of Public Service Announcements randomly and chronically inserted into one’s dash.

Hell man sometimes it means “these two are TERRIBLE and I want to watch them burn like a catastrophic forest fire as a proxy for all the shit I don’t actually want in real life (like to light my own apartment on fire and scream) and then laugh at the destruction at the end.” 

All “I ship it” really means – really – is “I think there’s a story in those two, and I want to hear it.”

All “I ship it” really means – really – is “I think there’s a story in those two, and I want to hear it.”

Not gonna specifically tag anyone…but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.

My dystopian YA author name is: B.A. Eucalyptus, my book series is called Black Flame or Black Candle.

Thanks for tagging me @daisysherondales 💕

I tag: @tessa-herongraystairs @zafirafox4636 @oscar-fairchild @empathetic-02s @imsoftforthomastair @purplebass @starryherondales @truth-lies-hidden @beclynn-herondale @sarcasticmalecfan @hahahax30 @aleistairrs @cartwrights @coloandreablog

My dystopian YA author name is : A.B. Oak

My book series is: White Pillow.

Thanks for the tag @the-last-hours-shrine

I tag in no order really @sarcasticmalecfan @igonecrazy @jazzkaurtheglorious @tsc-clave @rednailpolishqueen @emorion88 @shadowhunterbooklover1 @jon-the-rat @khaleesiofalicante @chibi-tsukiko @my-archerboy @high-warlock-of-brooklyn @highladyofstoriesandmusic @kieran-rules-zara-drools and anyone else who wants to to do it

thanks BecBec for the tag! ❤️

name: S. J. Alder

series: the grey washing machine

sound cool huh

tagging everyone who want to do it!

Name: L.J. Birch

Series: Distressed Monster

I kinda want to write this now.... there's a monster energy next to me and my shirt is black but distressed with bleach so, I think I did it right?

Also tagging anybody who wants to try but especially @d27dyer