i'm choosing the common toad, fuck you

Easter’s over, you know what that means

IT’S HALLOWEEN

iT’S ONLY APRIL

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

This is one of your worst posts yet man

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

the act of smoking a blunt looks inherently funny.

im smoking weed!!!!!!!!!!

yeah whatever johnny textbook im choking on this spliff while youre aceing vocabulary class. bitch

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PaRappa the Rapper sticker #21 (2014, Interlink/Rodney A. Greenblat)

i was looking for gifs of the animations of clippy from windows 98 and i couldn’t find any, so i made this ones!

(part 2)

Strongbad flailing gif

what if coach z smoked a blut but like. he rolled i really bad blunt asn everyone shamed him out of the blunt circle can you imageing that. can you imagine that. im litterally crying right now cna you imaginw if he did that.

goach z sad and fucked up moments

you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream

They might be ponies. I'm not really sure.

the death of sappho but its twilight sparkle.

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

This is still the funniest thing to come out of Bugsnax

Life Could Be Dream