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I can’t move. Gavin I need to go to the washroom but I can’t move. Please help me. Get this asshole off me

Hah, that’s your life now. You’re not allowed to move until he gets off. You gotta suffer

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markus: connor is late for our date

(30 minutes later)

connor: hey hi babe sorry i’m late ! you know, work !

markus: connor there’s a knife in your back

connor, casually pulling the knife out: oh thanks for pointing it out ! i’m hungry, what’s for dinner

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markus: connor is late for our date

(30 minutes later)

connor: hey hi babe sorry i’m late ! you know, work !

markus: connor there’s a knife in your back

connor, casually pulling the knife out: oh thanks for pointing it out ! i’m hungry, what’s for dinner

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