aladdin's exception should have been real for this guy specifically

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate

which is definitely not an omen

This is where Brexit Britain has gotten us. Can't even have a proper apocalypse now.

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guys you load into duty roulettes with

did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true

but watch out. theyre in your brain now

I'm so angry I could piss glue

Sniffing is everything in THE DOG Island.

Reese’s Peanut Butter Thanksgiving Pie

Food

Type of Funny Food: Seasonal

Introduced: November 2021

Location: Online

For dessert lovers everywhere, Reese’s offered a gigantic, pie-sized version of their typical peanut butter cup for the 2021 Thanksgiving season. There were only 3,000 of these 9-inch cups made, and could only be bought online for $45 plus tax and shipping.

Sadly, for those that weren’t part of the lucky 3,000, Reese’s has not released the pie again, nor indicated that it will be coming back any time soon.

“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr

ppl using ahh instead of ass is the corniest shit ever like it actually pisses me off a little

white person online: yoooo bro was uhhh bro be like ..... goofy ahh bro be stupid ahh

Related best(?)/worst of aave struggle tweets

Unrelated to "ahh" specifically but these two are like the Hindenburg Disasters of aave misuse so I had to post them too

Can i be honest guys this post is partially canceled because i cant stop saying "and that's on fahrenheit periodt" like i cant stop

not a fan but i do respect the shit out of there work so. reblag

i am a fan but i do not respect them.

Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.