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punani

Coalescence I: Midnight

Requested: Yes 

Overall Summary: Some people are for forever, whereas others are meant to teach you things that elicit a new way of thinking. Your heart is here, his heart is there, and you’re unsure of where things may lie in the balance. Ink is thicker than water, but the love running through your veins is thicker than ink. His body still feels the same, and reconciliation is a privilege–not a guarantee. 

Part Summary: A trip down memory lane shouldn’t feel equivalent to an addict crashing from withdrawals. Some boundaries shouldn’t be pushed, and some things are too impulsively tempting to resist. 

Pairing(s): Chris Evans x Black!Reader

Word Count: 19.6k

Warnings: michael b. jordan x reader (temporary/minor), fluff!!, angst, divorce/separation allusions, fighting (verbal), cursing, ugly crying, insecurity, jealousy, toxic relationship, alcohol, NSFW smut: unprotected sex, dirty talk, degradation kink, choking kink, spanking (ass, etc.), dry humping, hair pulling kink

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illinicoise

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

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tumblgang
  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
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skuubasally

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

luckytaters

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

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jacobmick

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

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blackgirlart

2 million people aren’t wrong

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An Inconvenient Affection - Series Masterlist

Last Updated 06/July/21
(updates Tuesday’s at 9pm UTC)

When a couples’ therapist is suspected of murdering his own patients, Y/N and Spencer must go undercover as a feuding married couple to draw him out.

A/N:  I’m so excited to be starting my second series. I’ve got the first few chapters written and the whole thing outlined already so I’m hoping to keep to a regular posting schedule (Tuesdays at 9pm UTC)
I really hope you enjoy it, let me know if you’d like to be on the taglist, and as always, reblogs, comments, tags, and messages really keep me motivated and excited to write <3
Read it AO3 here if you’d prefer 
Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader
Category: Fake Dating, Friends to Lovers, Smut, Fluff, Angst
Warnings: Cursing, Adult Themes, Smut in Later Chapters, Alcohol Consumption, Stalking, Adultery, Criminal Minds Typical Violence
Word Count: TBA (Roughly 10 Chapters)
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
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the femme fatale

synopsis: when your husband ends up mysteriously murdered, the BAU arrives to investigate. spencer reid is convinced that you had something to do with it despite your alibi being air-tight. you engage in a thrilling contest with him to profile each other.

pairing: spencer reid x reader

warnings: explicit sexual content, rough sex, hate sex, oral sex (female receiving), orgasm delay/denial, breeding kink, light d/s themes, references to past child abuse, references to past sexual abuse, dysfunctional relationships, morally grey character, minor original characters.

word count: 10.5k

"Fool me once, fool me twice

Are you death or paradise?"

Billie Eilish ; No Time To Die

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It was your belief that every woman was given a piece of advice from their mother that she cherished dearly, followed precisely, and treated as if it was the gospel truth. This advice was generally received between the ages of fourteen and seventeen and young, impressionable minds latched onto it like a leech.

You repeated your mother’s words to yourself like an affirmation every morning, ingraining the thought into your brain so that it became as much a part of you as your limbs.

“Men are fickle,” Your mother had said, “A little bit like a butterfly. They flit from one flower to the next, moving towards whatever the newest, brightest thing is. Be smarter than them. Look like a flower, be the thorns.”

Look like a flower, be the thorns.

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The Birds & The Bees (S.R. | Prologue)

A/N: Just a little teaser for all of you patient folks! I’ll be keeping track of the chapters here as I add them. 

Series Content Warnings: Age Gap between Adults (15yrs, 25/40), slowburn, loss of virginity, Professor/Grad Student, explicit sexual content (NSFW, 18+)

“I think he seriously believes that deflowering an angel could mean an eternity in fiery hell.”

- Cynthia Hand

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Fantasies were not a strange or new phenomenon to Spencer Reid. As a young boy, he had spent many early afternoons tracing the climbing vines of the cape honeysuckle. It was an imposter, he knew, not at all related to the true Lonicera americana.

But still, he would drag his finger along the protruding filaments, dreaming of what it might be like to pull the stem from its place. To bring the nectar to his lips and feel the way the sticky sweetness tries to force his mouth shut. To give into the temptation and gluttony and greed and ignore the resistance. To press soft petals against his tongue until there was nothing left.

Fantasies were not a strange or new phenomenon to Spencer Reid.

He just never imagined they would be about a student at his school.

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“All things truly wicked start from innocence.”

- Ernest Hemingway

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jasntodds

Hamartia [3]

Pairing: Dark!Peter Parker x Stark!Reader

Words: 6,943

Warnings: Swearing, angst, mention of drug addiction, mentions of death, description of injuries, self-destructive behavior, general sadness, hurt/comfort that could be fluff, Endgame Spoilers

Summary: Loyalty runs deep

A/N: I got this done super early and y’all have been extremely supportive so I wanted to post this early for you guys!! Chapter 4 will be up later this week!! Please lemme know what y’all think!! Masterlist in bio!!

Peter’s fist hits Ned’s apartment door repeatedly, quick and hard. He’s lost in his head, trying to form all of his thoughts so he can tell Ned exactly what he needs to, get Ned’s opinion, and then leave. He knows Betty isn’t thrilled with him and he doesn’t want to intrude. If there’s one person Peter still cares enough about to respect, it’s Ned and with that also comes Betty. So, he knocks constantly trying to gather himself together until the door opens, Peter’s fist knocking the air for a few seconds after the door is open.

Source: starksparker
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punani
Anonymous asked:

Who is the least fuckable Avenger?

groot bc you already know i dont want splinters up in my pus

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iiincognitoo

Groots not technically an Avenger he’s part of the Guardians of the Galaxy..

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The Selection Chapter 7

Tom Holland x Reader // Royalty AU

Summary: For thirty-five girls from all castes, there was no greater opportunity than The Selection. This was the chance to be swept up in a world of expensive clothing and crowns made from priceless jewels. And, the chance to win the heart of the stunning Prince Thomas.

Warnings: Uh, just a smidge of angst. And a couple bad words ya kno. 

Word Count: 2, 331

Disclaimer: The plot and idea of this fic is inspired/created by Kiera Kass as well as some of the jokes because I’m not funny! Her series; The Selection is where I got a lot of my inspiration and ideas from. I highly recommend the read, as well!

A/N: Okay, I’m sorry this took me 23244354 years to post. I’ve been busy and it took me a while to come up with that shitty moodboard up top. Anyways, feedback is always appreciated!

Also, for some reason, the tags don’t really seem to be working! And please do not ask to be added to the tag list because it’s now closed!

You turned around in an instant, watching as Prince Tom stumbled to a stop in front of you. He glanced behind you to the not-so-new guard, sending him a wave and a nod before returning his attention to you. His hand lifted, running through his hair as he let out a long breath.

“Can I-”

“We’ll have this conversation later,” you blurted, eyes flitting around the room and refusing to land on the prince in front of you. The necklace around your neck felt as if it weighed a thousand pounds overtop your chest and you worried that your eyes would fill with tears before the prince was gone. When you spoke again, your voice was smaller and softer. “Please, Your Highness. Another time.”

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This fucking site: hey net neutrality is about to die :((( please help us :(((( boost and rb everything you see even if you’re not American :((((((((( we’ll have no wifi :(((((( we need you!!!! :((((

Non-Americans: okay

Non-Americans: hey greece is basically on fire, 150 people are wounded, 53 are killed and our nature is being destroyed. we’re suspecting arson. can you please reblog some posts and help spread awareness?

This fucking site:

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Allow me to elaborate on how bad things are here. 7 places are burning at the same time while in Μάτι and Κίνετα the fire not only burned trees but because off the strong winds(80 kilometes per hour) it burned houses, it burned people. Firefighters and volunteers do whatever they can with the little gear they have as always because why on earth would the goverment give money to firefighting vechiles, canadairs and literally anything else that could be useful in this country when we know that every summer someone wants to burn forests so they can build whatever they want. Anyways, people started running away once some firefighters managed to warn them to evacute ( something that others should have done because these people have to keep working so they can prevent the fore from doing anymore damage ). People started running to get to the beach which was their only hope, unfortunately some people with their families were trapped once the fire circurled the area around them leaving them with the only thing to do, wait for their end. Charred bodies were found locked in embrace the next day. Now the people who reached the beach had to wait there so they could be transferred from there to the port of Ραφήνα. Here’s a photo :

While the boats reascued people from the beach they also retrived 19 more from the sea and 10 bodies (I am not sure for the number). That’s a small peak off what has happened the fires haven’t stopped while there are many revivals of the fires. Here’s an article if you are interested http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-07-24/greece-fires-survivors-fled-into-sea-to-escape-flames/10031316

Let me add more information on the matter.

The deaths are officially at 79 by the most recent official announcement. Places like Mati, Kineta, Chania, Neos Boutsas and more are being burned to the core.

Minimum help is being given by neighboring countries. Officially 2 aircrafts from Italy and 2 from Cuprus whipe some are expected from Romania, Hungary, Spain.

There are abouy 31 people registred as missing in a web site while that doesnt mean those are all the people missing.

If you know people you know or suspect are missing call 199, the fire department.

If you are looking for someone missing don’t call hospitals, call 199, the fire department.

People got burned alive in their cars, in their homes.

Cars are literally melted by the fires.

The victims include children, thankfully the ones that survived are shocked, of course, but safe and in the hospital. The number of kids in the hospital ‘Παίδον’ (Pedon) in Athens is 11; 12 exited yesterday, and the kids left are expected to leave today.

The suspicion of the fires falls on arson. It something that Greece has suffered from a lot throughout the years. Yet we are never prepared for most of our problems whether it has to do with natural causes or not.

The situation is horrible. If you can’t help anyway else, reblog to spread awareness on the matter!

If you ppssibly can donate here:

Honestly this is so much more helpful than my vent post (which I didn’t expect to blow up the way it did). If y'all are gonna boost something, boost this instead.

rebblogging AGAIN, because Greece, South Europe in general, needs help. 

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The Selection Chapter 3

Tom Holland x Reader // Royalty AU

Summary: For thirty-five girls from all castes, there was no greater opportunity than The Selection. This was the chance to be swept up in a world of expensive clothing and crowns made from priceless jewels. And, the chance to win the heart of the stunning Prince Thomas.

Warnings: This kinda just sucks? It could have been better but I was in a rush to have it up for you guys. Also, we’re finally meeting Tom. 

Word Count: 2,957 

Disclaimer: The plot and idea of this fic is inspired/created by Kiera Kass as well as some of the jokes because I’m not funny! Her series; The Selection is where I got a lot of my inspiration and ideas from. I highly recommend the read, as well!

A/N: I am so sorry for the long wait! School has been right up my ass lately and I haven’t had the chance to write. But, it’s finally posted! And please please please let me know what you think!

Tags are closed!

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The palace wasn’t what you had expected when you first arrived. You knew it was going to be large but you had no clue that it would be this grand. At one point, you were sure the palace grounds themselves were as large as the whole province that you had come from.

So far, you had yet to meet any of the other contestants. Which, you weren’t upset about. Meeting the other girls was one thing that you weren’t looking forward to. But, you reminded yourself, you were going to be a changed person. And so, it was best to begin this journey with some enthusiasm at least.

Just moments ago, you had left the chambers that were assigned to you. There were three lovely maids in there who had dressed you in an outfit that was fit for royalty and styled your hair to match your makeup. They were an excited bunch, chattering about how excited they were to be helping you through the process of the Selection. The dress that you wore fell elegantly to the floor, trailing behind you only a couple inches so that you wouldn’t trip up. Despite the cautionary length, you had still managed to step on the fabric at least twice.

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alexernst88

ALSO can we talk about how David’s vid title is in all undercased letters. In one vlog a super long time ago, he joked about only doing that if someone died.

I’m not IMPLYING anything, but I’ll just put it out there - Breaking up with Liza was as bad as someone dying for David.

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