"when you go on HRT you won't look like an anime girl you'll--" i know. i will look like your mom because i am what i eat and she's got expert contractors installing a dinner bell above her bed in exact accordance with my provided schematics

i forget baby bugs don't really exist not in the way i want them too anywYs. i was like how come ive never seen a baby beetle i bet theyre soo cute and then i googled and i was like oh right. grub

grasshopper nymph.

hey, don’t cry— grasshopper nymph, okay?

sneepy

(Source) (highly recommend watching)

Mouse MD

He needs mouse bites to live

Mouse MD!

Mouse MD

i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit

such base indulgences are beneath me

now if youll excuse me. back to meating off.

Inspecting my grean

Yep that's grean!

god's greatest gifts to the world were transgenderism, big beverage, jerking off, and creating art

Commission for @projectray12 of her Hunter and Seikret.

thank you so much!! this is everything i could've hoped for and more, you did an amazing job!!

i will never stop reblogging this how the fuck did she slide against the wall so perfectly

He would say that though

How does superglue REFUSE to come out of the tube when you're actively trying to get some out, but as soon as you give up and put it down, the damn thing decides it's time to do world's best pineapple-with-a-werewolf-boyfriend -impression?

This website makes it impossible to communicate with normal people.

hey genuine question why do people put that fucking water filter over screenshots. just post them. fuck you.

no. get submerged

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Imagine having your stolen gimmick stolen

imagine having your stolen stolen gimmick stolen

imagine getting your stolen stolen stolen gimmick stolen

imagine getting your stolen gimmick holen stolen gmiick mahine stolen gimmick golen stimmick holen

You get a Rainbow Trout

facebook has bots saying random garbage that nobody cares about to each other but on tumblr that work is still done lovingly by hand

official fish post

I never drew Eule, so here, an Eule doodle.

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc