Independent and Selective Leon S. Kennedy

Written by Ashley

• “You’re on a rock, floating in space. Pretty cool, huh?”
• “I can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat.”
• “How did this happen?”
• “Like I said, it didn’t happen.”
• “Nothing was ever anywhere.”
• “Forget this, I wanna be something, go somewhere, do something.”
• “I want things to change.”
• “I want to invent time and space, and I know it’s possible, because everything is here.”
• “Try to stick together, because the world is going to get bigger, and emptier.”
• “Some stars burn out and die; bigger stars burn out and die with PASSION!”
• “Holy shit, we just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks.”
• “Weather update; cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava.”
• “Something’s alive in the ocean.”
• “Tired of living at the bottom of the ocean?”
• “Wow, that’s animals and stuff.”
• “THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER.”
• “And there’s no food yet, so I don’t care.”
• “Learn to use an egg.”
• “Oh fuck, now everything’s dead.”
• “Yeah it broke apart, don’t worry about it, it does that all the time.”
• “It’s mammal time.”
• “Look at those breasts.”
• “That’s a human person, and now they’re everywhere.”
• “Fuck it, time to plant some grass.”
• “Now everyone will want to be my friend and live near me.”
• “Coming soon to a dank river valley near you.”
• “Why is all my metal so lame and lumpy?”
• “I don’t know, my dealer won’t tell me where he gets it.”
• “They wrote some hymns and mantras and stuff.”
• “You can make a religion out of this!”
• “Oops, China just broke.”
• “It was a great idea—he was great, but now he’s dead.”
• “Will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants?”
• “Hell yeah! Now we’ve got business.”
• “Is loving Jesus legal yet?”
• “Your gods are all fake.”
• “You can make a religion out of this, and maybe conquer the world as well.”
• “Wanna get enlightened in the middle of nowhere?”
• “Look at those mounds.”
• “I always wondered how to build a town in a cliff.”
• “Is it Tonga time? I think it’s Tonga time.”
• “Look at this Chad—that means lake.”
• “So you think you can conquer the Byzantine Empire?”
• “Hey Christians, do you sin?”
• “That’s bullshit, this whole thing is bullshit, that’s a scam.”
• “Fuck the church, here’s 95 reasons why.”
• “Nope, but at least there’s beaver.”
• “Why didn’t we think of this before?”
• “_________ lives in Zanzibar now, that’s just where s/he lives.”
• “Well, blame something on them and go to war!”
• “Look at those guns, it’s gonna be a great war.”
• “Except Turkey, Turkey makes a brand new Turkey.”
• “Let’s unite all the nations and have some world peace.”
• “I’ll race you to space!”
• “Wanna print a brain?”
• “Some people have no friends, some people have no food.”
• “The globe is warming and the ocean is full of plastic.”
• “Let’s save the world!”
• “By the way, where the hell are we?”

I’m a new, independent, and semi-selective Link from Breath of the Wild! you can call me Lydia. if you would be interested in interacting, please reblog this post. I’m also very open to crossovers and making all kinds of new friends! thank you!

Since I don’t want people to ever have the idea that I’m trying to force anything or that they are forcing anything by doing any of the following:

• Letting your muse fall in over with another muse
• Sending crack flirty asks (I love doing this because the answers I get usually make me laugh so hard and it’s so funny. 99,9% of the time I am not expecting us to grow a ship out of that)
• Saying to your rp partner that you ship the thing (as long as you do not force them to ship it too, but are simply interested to know if the characters could work out that way and would like to discuss it)
• Your muse finding another muse attractive / saying flirty things to them in a thread