i need to know every language immediately

You really are the most devious bastard in N̴e̸w̵ ̵Y̵o̷r̶k̴ Cïtaàæy

DO NOT LET SOCIAL MEDIA TURN YOU INTO AN AMERICAN

sometimes you just need to walk in the rain without a raincoat or an umbrella to indulge the Wet Sopping Beast instinct

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself lying in a familiar ballpit

interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?

me: mhm so that’s called a lacuna. it refers to when manuscripts have missing parts, lost to time. for example, the epic of gilgamesh has

cosmetic surgery is yassifed taxidermy for alive things

Ben Affleck is one of those people who just cannot work period dramas at all. He has a face that knows about emails

Jacques Couëlle

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable and sleep has made you forget all your worries and you go back to sleep feeling as content as ever.

most important members of society are illustrators for children's books