Zoozve, my beloved

"...we don't live in a big clockwork, we live in a dance club..."

This is my favorite line.

I have learned so many things from this.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to sadomasochistically torture fictional characters

Got bored and doodled older Pevensies

Wig

pokemon

The legendaries for the next pokemon game look interesting

I'm obsessed with Alison from Everything Now on netflix..... she was so clearly written by a queer girl lmao we all dream of the high femme popular girl who makes the moves on us and pushes for more. also I'm getting autistic vibes but that might be me just thinking everyone I like is nd

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

Omgosh you serious? Ill keep this forever

Friendly reminder in case you didn't know: Memoirs of a Geisha was written by a white man who made shit up, embellished aspects of a foreign culture for dramatic effect, and broke an anonymity agreement with the retired geisha, Mineko Iwasaki, whom he interviewed during his research. She sued the author and later wrote her own memoir correcting what he wrote.

Yep, this is how it works. Particularly grateful for the lessons in how to lie effectively and consistently. I get paid for that now. 😏

How to hide food

How to cover your tracks with money

How to pretend I'm sleeping

How to time it when they're on their way home

How to come up with reasons to be at other people's houses

And, and I cannot stress this enough, my parents are nice.

soo important to me how the anime showed off how different dtk's relationship with patty and liz as their meister was very early on.....when they're in human form he's tetchy but if u watch during battles he actually listens quite closely to them. esp in early soul eater you get a lot of blackstar barking commands at tsubaki, soul and maka disagreeing on the best course of action, etc. but with dkt and the thompsons its always a balancing act of mutual communication.

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

reblog to disturb jk rowling

i will always take the chance to disturb jk rowling

disturb jk rowling

currently disturbing jk rowling

i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her 'prettier', I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).

That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic--too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women--this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.

So now every time I see one such edit, I can't help but think. My. What a coincidence you've made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:

Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:

TLDR it's a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).

what the fuck happened to my post

Shh... We're reading about the cockroach wife tulpa

me when i remember it all