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[Man 1: (singing) One last time. Did you just... flick my hand away from your hand? It just like registered like three seconds later. Why did you do that? You didn’t want the Hydrangeas to see? They’re homophobic ya know. That’s why they’re not blooming as well.

They’re spewing hate. So they’re not... blooming. That’s how that works by the way. If you spew hate you don’t bloom, as a human. So you can tell when someone’s unhappy and they’re causing pain to someone else, you’re just a flower who’s not blooming and you’re mad you’re not blooming.

But it’s because you’re mad at the other person. So just stop being mad at the other person and focus on your blooming. Focus. On. Your blooming! (laugh) They’re really not doing so well.

Man 2: And that’s because they’re homophobic?

Man 1: Or the soil.]

not to be fake deep but like average poor kids deserve affordable higher education too lmao. we shouldn’t be expected to get a perfect ACT, work 40 hours a week, do another 20 hours of extra circulars, be on the honor roll, take only AP classes, have a 4.5 GPA just to have a CHANCE at being able to afford college. esp when avrage rich kids can go wherever the fuck they want with a subpar GPA and test scores. 

Hope all the dicks who commented about how they don’t want average people in higher education read about this college admissions scandal. You have average rich kids getting into the most competitive colleges in the country through explicit bribery (not even gonna get into how many more are able to get in through more discret means and just simple classism in the admissions process) meanwhile qualified poor students often can’t even afford to go to college but yeah great meritocracy we got here.

top 10 preminger moments

My future partner, proposing to me: wow, this must be the best moment of your life

Me, thinking about the moment I watched this video: Yeah it’s up there.

Panther in the rain.

A comedy in two acts

“Well, if you’re black and you don’t agree to hate white people then you must not really be bl-”

They fear more then anything, black and white brotherhood

THIS IS WHAT THEY FEAR

remember when barbie cosplayed glados

It's real holy fuck

Oh my god, I feel the need to make a GLaDOS Barbie now.... 💖

Hey listen, shop floor organizer here. The very REASON that bosses these days insist on teamwork is that they want to take socializing at work out of the Union’s hands. Humans crave social activities and bonding with the people around them. That’s how organizing starts. And some bosses try and separate the workers from each other sufficiently so they won’t come together at all.

Late capitalism is smarter about it.

Outside of work, those people could still meet. But if the company offers their own social events, their own team time, if they make the concept of teamwork and socializing part of the job then no one wants to do it twice. They control the narrative at social gatherings like that. You won’t get together at the bar and talk shop if your boss is there.

Reclaim your socializing time. That’s where the power is.

man i love pokemon masters

i’m only allowed 12 more seconds of video to post today so i thought i’d use those seconds wisely. also, where the FUCK ARE THEIR OSCARS?

Better suited here than any other package

i love this website

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