i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

Me when fans think of Dick Grayson as a happy family loving himbo (He can be the most manipulative person you ever met if it's for the greater good)

Me when fans think Jason Todd is an angry bull (He is such a master strategist that he was pretty much running circles around Bruce during UTRH)

Me when fans think Cass is a mute doll, and infantalize her-- (This one's just horrible racism and fetishization. She taught herself how to communicate as a form of rebellion guys)

Me when fans think Stephanie Brown is just Tim or Cass's love interest and is reduced to the 'dumb blonde' compared to the rest of the bats (She has the potential to be just as good of a detective as Tim, with the way she spoiled Cluemaster's plans)

Me when fans think Duke Thomas is the normal one of the Batfamily and is timid, shy and levelheaded (He's actually really determined to do what's right and headstrong. He will go against Bruce's orders if he thinks they're wrong)

Me when fans think Damian Wayne is a feral child who needs to be put on a leash (that one's also just racism actually. If anything, I think he's tame compared to his siblings.)

i forgot to upload this here (again...)

It makes me happy when they listen

Oh just thinkin abt barbie princess ponytails (｡-_-｡)

sebastian sdv i want to raise a family of cats with you

Good luck, babe!

I can’t draw frogs if I hear one bad thing about the frog I’m going to get you

If you live in the EU

This is your reminder to make sure you have everything ready to go vote on June 9!!! Eu Parliament elections influence the EU politics and alignments and future regulations on a large scale. Regulations that get passed in the EU Parliament influence your own individual Governments laws and law changes, since each country's law has to abide by the EU legislative!

Also - if you're busy on the date of elections, get your Vote by Mail documents NOW!!!!

capitalism is really truly the death of everything

watcher leaving youtube, moving to their own subscription based platform, AND deleting all of their current uploads from youtube. i really don't like that. that feels kinda scummy to me. at least keep the past uploads on youtube. is that wrong of me to say?

watcher leaving youtube... for a streaming service????

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

re-reading my own fic because the author has exactly my taste in tropes, ships the same ships in the right way, and also shares my sense of humour. what a find, what a revelation. i hope they write more of this sort of thing.

one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.