Megalasaurus had it rough…
I particularly love how Mosasaurus went from “idk a sea serpent I guess” to Danger Whale
1990’s iguandon giving a thumbs up to your life decisions
Megalasaurus had it rough…
I particularly love how Mosasaurus went from “idk a sea serpent I guess” to Danger Whale
1990’s iguandon giving a thumbs up to your life decisions
OH MY FRIIICK. this is amazing. Literally the new definition of perfection
This shows humor is criminally underrated
The Baudelaire children: “That’s literally Count Olaf right there please he’s going to kidnap us again!”
Every other character:
Seems like a decent deal.
am i funny yet
Hamilton: i never get no sleep cuz of yall, yall never gonna sleep cuz of me
Book of Mormon: welcome to bible study
Matilda: theres only one thing worse than a rapist… A CHILD
Beauty and the Beast: i dont need a degree to be a clothing hanger
Falsettos: I love you, b*tch
Fun Home: I’m a lesbian. I thought you were American.
Anastasia: Nah they usually tell me i look like Shalissa
Wicked: And they were roommates
Kinky Boots: WHAT ARE THOOOSE
Mean Girls: Its wednesday my dudes
Great Comet: Two shots of vodka
Spongebob: Squidward dabbing
Phantom of the Opera: AA, AAA, AAAA
In the heights: Well when life gives you lemons
Legally blonde: I spilt lipstick in your Valentino white bag
Newsies: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme *flips*
Amelie: STOPPPP i couldve dropped my CROISSANT
Heathers: Im a bad b*tch you cant kill me
Pippin: Is this allowed? Is that allowed????
Be more chill: *pours every soda drink into cup* F*ck you
Bonnie and Clyde: I wanna be a cowboy, baby
Dear Evan Hansen: two bros chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay
Bonus DEH: What up im jared im 19 and i never learned how to f*ckin read
I love this girl
I feel like the princess in the princess and the pea except instead of a bed it’s every bra I own why are they all so irritating