‘CAUSE I’M A REAL TOUGH KID I CAN HANDLE MY SHIT THEY SAID BABE YOU GOTTA FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT AND I DID LIGHTS CAMERA BITCH SMILE EVEN WHEN YOU WANNA DIE
i had a vision
I think one of the funniest parts about Mondstadts archon quest is Venti going to the church and telling one of the nuns that he’s God, and when she inevitably and rightfully doesn’t believe him he jumps straight to stealing his own lyre. Nevermind the fact that he could easily prove his identity in numerous ways.
peepaw’s tea date
today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.
but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.
the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.
The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.
His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing
so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right
every new outfit on the eras tour from paris, night 1!
tfw your vacation is thwarted by the lovecraftian whale you encountered when you were 14
Lady Furina ✨
i love you purple i love you lavender i love you lilac i love you wisteria i love you violet i love you mauve i love you periwinkle i love you amethyst i love you
Venti with the horn makes me very happy 😌📯✨
Just played though "solitary sea beast" quest and HELLO??? Was no one gonna tell me these bitches gay??
o-oh... oh my.. this is the sweetest thing I've ever seen I'm going to die
Just played solitary sea beast ... anyone else think that shit was kinda fruity
you can ship whoever you want but no canon material has ever made me squeal as much as Genshin Impact’s Kumi and Anisa having their lesbian meet-cute in front of a gigantic skeleton
watatsumi gfs have captured my heart
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