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most disastrous life of the millenium

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apartment dwellers, or those with communal laundry situations.

feel free to explain your choice in the tags, especially how polite/impolite you view your choice.

For the “I don’t” votes: I know someone who set their apartment on fire because they never cleaned out their lint trap. So maybe add that to your to do list going forwards.

followers who have had/are looking to get top surgery!!! i highly recommend thinking about scar mobilization. many times a scar after soft tissue surgery will feel "stiff" or "stuck." this is because in scar tissue, the soft tissue layers partially fuse together:

luckily this can be reversed at least partially most of the time through massage. once the wound is completely scarred over, you can begin to gently but firmly massage across the scar with 2-3 fingers in up and down, side to side, and clockwise/counterclockwise circular motions (more repetitions than i'm doing here), you can also gently pull the scar if it's not painful:

start with very light pressure and increase as time goes on. this should never be painful, only sometimes feeling that "tight" feeling. again, the wound must be COMPLETELY scarred over, no scabs whatsoever. but you can start massaging as soon as that happens.

you can do these as often as you like as long as it's not painful, but once or twice a day for maybe 5 minutes is definitely enough

btw this works for every soft tissue scar, not just top surgery. the same method is used for things like C-section scarring

scar massage is so helpful!!! best thing my care team told me when it was time to start scar massage was that when you’re doing it, you will likely feel the scar tissue breaking underneath your fingers. it feels like rope splitting underneath your fingers. it’s a weird thing to get used to but it’s completely normal

!! i forgot about this sensation. you will probably feel the tissue give way to the massage, it doesn't hurt it just feels really weird. you will notice this especially if you begin massage as soon as u can, less so if it's an old scar

Oh yeah my surgeon told me to do that. It was weirdly ticklish and felt like I had Sculpey under my skin. Didn't hurt, though.

I didn't see them, even though I was in the area. I'm curious how many people got to see them!

Nearly 230,000 women and children are projected to die from hunger in Sudan in the coming months.

Now more than ever it is incredibly important to support community aid kitchens doing vital work on the ground.

A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

This was literally all I could think during that scene.

“Why did they not question their new friend had the same name as the witches bird?” well it’s actually a deeply thought out reference to the comics that I’m really glad they included and that reference is that the boys are dumbasses

I have somehow already seen someone villanizing Crystal for the sake of shipping Charles and Edwin. It's just so baffling. Why do that? You don't even need to do any of that "getting the girl out of the way" bullshit for the ship to work. She's the one who actively causes the situations that lead to Charles and Edwin being more emotionally honest with each other!! She literally helps their relationship!!

if you are struggling with choosing which fundraisers to support, please consider donating to the following places providing medical aid, food, and other supplies to palestine at this time:

if you are looking for individual fundraisers to donate to but are struggling to choose, gazafunds gives a spotlight to fundraisers that are not close to their goal.

instead of watching and supporting eurovision tonight, please instead boost this post & donate if you can. keep your eyes on rafah.

Hi. Good morning. This morning while doing a routine herring gull impression while brushing my teeth I accidentally mentally transposed the birdwatching term “jizz” (a bird’s characteristic motion, gesture, posture, and expression; familiarity with which means it can be identified by a leaf moving in the corner of your eye) with “rizz.”

How about it. Should we try it out. Should we goncharov the birdwatching community into calling it the bird’s distinctive rizz.

Post cancelled we’re going to gonch the use of gonch as a verb

I will do anything it takes to not have to identify a bird by its unique jizz.

Feeding cats by remote control 😹😹😹❤️