equally fucked up alternate version of the orpheus and eurydice myth where i successfully bring the great love of my life back from the dead without looking back but the unresolved trauma of their death leaves me so scared of losing them a second time that i can't bear to look at them ever again
I just think if you dunked Astarion in water he'd be unrecognizable for like 10 seconds. There is no way in hell he has naturally black eyelashes. There is no way that coif can be achieves without pomade and a comb, and there is no way that it would be water proof.
MOSTLY THOUGH I just wanted to like a nautiloid crash vs. on-the-road Star. Suspicious stranger vs. my favorite little creep whose head is like a lovely dandelion.
I want to wake up to him like that.
a great change and a great way to execute the idea
This reminds me of some of the options in Shadows Over Loathing:
Arachnophobia: Pretty straight-forward, all random encounters with spiders are prevented, and the game won't let you in one spider-heavy location. Weirdly it DOES let you into another spider-heavy location (probably an oversight), but that place is optional and literally called "The Department of Spiders", so if you still go there I think that's on you.
Arachnophilia: Every single combat has a spider added to the enemy side and a friendly spider added to your side.
Arachnophonia: Replaces every single sound effect in combat with one of the ones that spiders make in the game. It is VERY unpleasant!
when the cop pulls you over and you hit them with the unbridled power of the sun
Just remembered that person who said something like "I love Astarion but wth is up with his nose hahaha"
As if I wouldn't sit on it like a throne. As if that nose isn't a work of art that was sculpted by angels. A clit's best friend.
-The duo of them being protective of tav together- I’d feel so safe.
my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”
I love you animal
Part 1/2 of the follow-up to my last ME comic
Posting the first half separately because the second half is gonna have a spoiler in it (plus I'm not actually done it yet)
sea serpent
you took a honk off that bobo 6,716 times!
you hit the penjamin 1,839 times!
you got too scared 69 times!
you got Wizard High 37 times!
Yes, and apparently it's the soul of a 86 year old man who wistfully confesses to murder before going to sleep for the last time
This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad
i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault
when i get a notifications on my phone i try to kill my phone with a rock
