GOD BLESS LARRY

20.08

h-hey harry. hi. big fan of yours. have been for years. just a quick question. could you um…hah well…umm…well this is awkward but…c-could you let me fucking breathe for one goddamn second????? i mean fuck bitch goddamn!!!!!

honestly like harry does so many things in real life that sound like theyre tumblr posts or things ppl just wrote into a fic like: bathing in pastel pink water surrounded by flowers, lying in a field wearing an oversized jumper giggling with sweater paws, taking pictures of rainbows and posting them on instagram, painting his nails & wearing braids in his hair. he’s rly doin all that

Harry: my debut single is deeply emotional and dramatic 70s inspired psychedelic rock, my first music video will involve me swinging freely a billion feet above the open seas, my album art features me bathing nude in a pastel pink bath with flowers, all of my social media actions are carefully orchestrated to incite maximum Drama™ 

also Harry: 

“stop being dramatic”

me:

so sorry for the wobbly lines, my hands are still shaking

a concept: louis going to coachella with all his friends. no stalkers following him around, just casual fan pics/vids of him being happy and having fun

“I’m holding the album title close to my chest” binCH THE TITLE IS LITERALLY YOUR NAME LSKDFKJLS HONESTLY KING OF DRAMATICS 

squint and it looks like harry

welcome to video game!!!!!! customize your character; but first, choose your gender:

Sorry we want our girls to be sexy and our men to be hardcore. Didn’t know it hurt your poor little feelings to much. Tumblretics are too much for me.

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I cannot believe that the only person in this world that deserves Harry Styles is Louis Tomlinson and the only person in this world that deserves Louis Tomlinson is Harry Styles.

People in line for Harry & Jimmy on SNL