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roleplayers who can chat for hours about their muses and also support one another in their real lives and their writing and their hopes and dreams too got me hearteyes

• ‘ our hero tries to assassinate the princess. ’
• ‘ curses. foiled again. ‘
• ‘ move a little to the left and this attack won’t hit you. ’
• ‘ what’s a guy gotta do to murder a princess around here? ’
• ‘ fuck. he’s meeting all my standards. ’
• ‘ yo, whaddup bitch. i saved your ass. ’
• ‘ i have high standards. ’
• ‘ i won’t try to kill you like this jackass. ’
• ‘ fucking what?
• ‘ you. i want to fight you for no particular reason. ’
• ‘ no. we’re really not. ’ 
• ‘ fly me the fuck outta here. ’
• ‘ and the moral of the story is: always listen to me. i’m the only one with a brain. ’
• ‘ we came to laugh at you. ’
• ‘ they were actually stupid enough to fall for that shit? ’
• ‘ he got his pathetic little ass kicked. ’
• ‘ as the guy with the only working brain… ’
• ‘ the rest of us are pretty fucking stupid. ’
• ‘ holy shit, i heard screaming! what happened! ’
• ‘ no! his rippling biceps! ’
• ‘ bye-bye, bitches! ’
• ‘ no. don’t murder the guy who tried to kill me. ’
• ‘ a wise choice! ’
• ‘ nothing much. just a few cobras. ’
• ‘ fuck you lucky charms! ’
• ‘ no, you’re just a jackass. ’
• ‘ meanwhile, at the death trap! ’
• ‘ what could possibly go wrong? ’
• ‘ who the fuck asked you? ’
• ‘ i’m trusting him just to spite you. ’
• ‘ ‘kay. bye i guess. ’
• ‘ plot twist! he was a spy all along! ’
• ‘ am i wrong? ’
• ‘ goddamnit, now we’re going to still have to put up with this jackass. ’
• ‘ my god. now who could’ve seen that coming? ’
• ‘ i had this brother but he was about to get his ass beaten. ’
• ‘ watch me carefully so that it’ll never happen again. unless i want it to. ’
• ‘ so i was like, ‘fuck this shit’ and ditched his ass. ’

• ❛ I understand people who drink too much. I understand people who put a little note on the parking meter that says it’s broken when it’s not. I don’t understand people who worship demons. ❜
• ❛ So glad to know we’re not the sad people obsessed with demons. ❜
• ❛ I don’t think. I know. Okay? ❜
• ❛ Well, you know what they say: life’s full of surprises. ❜
• ❛ You know you’re not supposed to be here, right? ❜
• ❛ Don’t you come at me through [name] ever again. You play that card a second time, and I’ll kill you. ❜
• ❛ I’m sorry. I didn’t hear you sneak up on us. Must be those tastefully expensive Gucci loafers. Totally our fault. ❜
• ❛ Although, I thought I might shoot you in the throat instead. ❜
• ❛ If you don’t mind, I’d prefer a clean kill. The last time I was merely wounded. It took months to heal. ❜ 
• ❛ It’s like something out of Fitzgerald, - the man who can have everything but love. ❜
• ❛ Love is, well in a way it’s everything, but it’s also heartache and disappointment; and those are good things to avoid. ❜
• ❛ Oh, I love you so much I almost forgot to brood! ❜
• ❛ Voila! That’s French for ‘I think we stopped the bleeding’. ❜
• ❛ It turns out massacres are a lot like sitting through Godfather Three, once is enough. ❜
• ❛ But you can’t save me this time, can you? ❜
• ❛ I belong here. ❜
• ❛ Between you and me, I’m almost a little jealous. ❜
• ❛ Actually, I’m feeling superior because I have an arrow pointed at your jugular. ❜
• ❛ No woman should ever have to go through that, and no woman strong enough to wear the mantle of ‘vicious bitch’ would ever put up with it. ❜
• ❛ I don’t know what kind of man I am anymore. ❜
• ❛ Hello, lover. Long time no see. ❜
• ❛ Can I say something about destiny? Screw destiny! ❜
• ❛ If this evil thing comes, we’ll fight it and we’ll keep fighting it until we whup it. ❜
• ❛ We tried to stop her by hitting her fists and feet with our faces. ❜
• ❛ I hate it when you say that word, 'actually’. 'Actually’ means that your over sized, ginormous brain thought of something that the rest of us failed to consider. Right? ❜
• ❛ I want your word that when the time comes, you will show them no mercy. ❜
• ❛ I promise I won’t throw anyone out of the car. Not while it’s moving. ❜
• ❛ Look, if I’d have known you were torturing him, I wouldn’t have interrupted. Please, continue. ❜
• ❛ This world, this horrible world. Why would anyone want to bring a baby into it? ❜
• ❛ I won’t be able to love it. I won’t even be able to remember that I loved it. And I want to remember. ❜
• ❛ We did so many terrible things together. So much destruction, so much pain. We can’t make up for any of it. You know that, don’t you? ❜
• ❛ This child, it’s the one good thing we ever did together. ❜
• ❛ You’ll find your references to modern popular culture will tend to be lost on me. ❜
• ❛ So you’re just gonna leave? Run away? ❜
• ❛ No one is going to put their hands on this child. I promised his mother. ❜
• ❛ You really didn’t hear anything I said to you earlier, did you? ❜
•  ❛ Right. Well, as much as I love this forced death march down memory lane… ❜ 
• ❛ I’m more afraid of her dying than she is. What is that? ❜
• ❛ I respect what you’re trying to do. It’s noble and heroic and all that other Russell Crowe “Gladiator” crap. ❜
• ❛ Jumping Judas on a uni-cycle! What happened? ❜
• ❛ There’s got to be some fun in our lives. ❜
• ❛ You know, I was cool before I met y'all. ❜
•  ❛ I will never trust you again. The trust is gone. ❜ 
•  ❛ Hey! Do you take bribes? ❜ 
• ❛ That’s it? No 'wow, how did he do that?’ No screaming in terror? You twenty first century types are so jaded. ❜
• ❛ Sorry to interrupt your staring. You looked really into it. ❜
• ❛ This isn’t war. It’s revenge. ❜
• ❛ What’s wrong with revenge? It’s all some of us have left. ❜
• ❛ Love can be a terrible thing. ❜
•  ❛ You look like hell. And not the fun one where they burn you with hot pokers for all eternity, but the hard core one. You know, Nixon and Britney Spears. ❜ 
• ❛ Sworn enemy? Really? Have we met? Because I don’t remember swearing. ❜
• ❛ I’m not interested in what you think! ❜
• ❛ You better get your damn hands off me! ❜
• ❛ Come any closer and I’ll snap his neck. ❜
• ❛ We don’t have the resources to conjure up that much dark power. ❜
• ❛ Don’t get me wrong. I like trouble, but I don’t like chaos. ❜
• ❛ Son of a bitch, you’re gonna pay for what you did! ❜
• ❛ You think I’d forgive you? Never! ❜
•  ❛ It was all for nothing. ❜ 
• ❛ You can run away and avoid talking about this but you know as well as I do, stuff we do in the past usually comes back to bite us in our respective assi. ❜
• ❛ Tell me we don’t live in a soap opera. ❜
• ❛ Isn’t your neck stiff? You’ve been standing exactly like that all day. ❜
• ❛ I’m not going to let you walk out that door and get into more trouble. Hear me? ❜
• ❛ You’re not alone. You know that, right? ❜
• ❛ Okay, so he survived an unspeakable hell dimension. Who hasn’t? ❜
• ❛ Hate is not enough. I found that love is far more powerful. ❜
• ❛ Sometimes nothing is the best something. If a thing’s meant to be, sometimes it’s best to just let it happen. ❜
• ❛ You feel remorse, yet you can’t express it. ❜
• ❛ You want me to say I’m sorry? How can I? It wouldn’t mean a thing. ❜
• ❛ I know it doesn’t feel like it yet, but this could be home for you. ❜
• ❛ I’m scared, but I know it’s right. I know somehow it’s all gonna be alright. ❜
• ❛ Someday you’ll learn the truth, and you’ll hate yourself. ❜
• ❛ It’s not your fault. I don’t blame you. ❜
• ❛ Listen to me. I love you! Never forget that. ❜