the girls...
marvel characters who are false advertising
- ant-man: he can be ANY SIZE not just ant-sized
- cyclops: this fucker has TWO eyes not just one
- winter soldier: he is there all year round
- wolverine: doesn’t wear a wolverine fursuit. you’d think he was a furry but no he isn’t
- Iron Man: suit made out of a gold-titanium alloy
- Spider Man: only four limbs, doesn’t shoot web out his butt
- mr. fantastic: he is awful
- Black Widow: also only four limbs, also doesn’t shoot web out her butt, white
- The Incredible Hulk: has 7 Ph.Ds when not angry and therefore is in fact actually quite credible
“actually quite credible“
Part one masterpost
Part 17 masterpost
Apparently Miles is a JJK fan (in the comics)
If you put these two in a room together I think the result would be adorable 🥺
Shen Qingqiu: Some people are so beautiful that they are irresistible to both men and women... it's not gay to be attracted to them. There is literally nothing else you can do.
Xie Lian: You are so right. Or if you happen to have to kiss them to exchange spiritual energy, it doesn't mean you have feelings for one another.
Wei Wuxian: True. Also sometimes guy friends just need to get naked together and touch one another and make each other climax. Just normal friend stuff.
Shen Qingqiu: ....
Xie Lian: ....
Shen Qingqiu: ....exactly. You guys get it.
THE GODS GIVE JUST AS THEY TAKE AWAY (x)
"And with his death, the war of ravens and envoys and marriage pacts came to an end, and the war of fire and blood began in earnest."
art by zacckiell on twitter
"The prince was thirteen years of age. His body was never found. And with his death, the war of ravens and envoys and marriage pacts came to an end, and the war of fire and blood began in earnest." — Fire & Blood
THE DEATH OF LUCERYS VELARYON House of the Dragon, Season 2
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More fanart for the fic "the heroine is annoying, but she dies spectacularly at the end" by @hockeyisforthegays! Chapter 3 this time! Click for better quality!
"As Yuuji whites out for a couple seconds, Gojo rolls off of him. They end up laying side by side — or rather, back to back — both clutching their respective groins.
“You’ve ended my bloodline,” Gojo says in an accusatory wheeze.
“Sorry,” Yuuji wheezes back. “Did you want kids?”
“Shut the fuck up,” Gojo hisses. “Shut the fuck up.”
Yuuji shuts the fuck up."
This scene made me laugh out loud reading it. It was such a funny fucking end to a wonderfully intense fight scene, and i could see in my head exactly how i wanted to draw it as soon as I read it! Excited to draw more stuff for this fic, expect more art soon!! Next time, chapter four...
(please ignore the lined paper on the first three btw- did part of this at work without my sketchpad, but liked it too much to completely redraw it.)
More bat boys… part 2
Part 1 👇
Bruce: We call that a “traumatic experience.”
Bruce, to Dick: Not a “bruh moment.”
Bruce, to Jason: Not “it is what it is.”
Bruce, to Damian: Not an 'average Tuesday'
Bruce, to Tim: And DEFINITELY not “oof LMAO.”