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@mimic-madness / mimic-madness.tumblr.com

Call me Mimic/Woolly/Moore! He/They/Neos. Polyam, pansexual, and transmasc - we are 20. DM for info about our other accounts. DX'd DID system of a lot. Syscourse DNI.
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madpunks

poor memory is a huge deal and i wish people wouldn't diminish it by saying "oh yeah i can't remember what i had for breakfast lol."

i can't remember the first 10 years of my life. i can't remember entire days, weeks, months at a time. i can't remember entire people, i can't remember names or faces. i can't remember when things are scheduled for, my calendar app on my phone is booked to the max with reminders and task checklists. i can't remember when i moved into what home when, i can't remember important milestone dates like when i got or lost certain jobs, or when i started a new hobby.

that's what i mean when i say i have poor memory. poor memory is so scary for the person who has it. it's not a quirky thing, everyone forgets small details. memory problems are scary because you can go through entire events or days with no memory, or plan for things in the future that you can't recall ever even looking into or scheduling. it's not a funny haha kind of thing, it's serious, and it affects a lot of people in very unavoidable ways.

not being able to plan for appointments or work schedules, not being able to remember people's names or faces, not being able to recall whether or not you were present for something or whether or not you met someone, not being able to keep track of what's happening on what dates and losing track of items because you can't remember where you put them are all very real problems, and anyone dealing with them deserves to be taken seriously, and not diminished when they choose to speak up about it.

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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

enter this into the Google search

site:<url of site where you read the fic> <a line you remember from the fic or character names plus a unique detail>

for example:

site:http://archiveofourown.org/ Todd Margo pedicure

Google will search only AO3 and tell you which pages contain the words Todd Margo and pedicure.

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

REBLOG TO SAVE MY LIFE

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dudesdedudes

REBLOG!!!

Not sure how common this knowledge is, but I’d like to add that if you enclose a piece of text in quotation marks, Google will search for only the exact wording of it. So if you’re lucky enough to remember an exact quote, that’s also a powerful tool. I can’t count the number of obscure tumblr posts I’ve tracked down from screenshots with just those two techniques; I’m sure it’ll work for fic too.

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bamsara

don't worry guests who can't comment on fics rn. you can telepathically send comments into my brain directly whereever you are. i will recieve them

who just faxed the fnaf movie script into my cerebral cortex

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I finally ordered Cult of the Lamb Youtooz after thinking about it for like four months and my mum kept looking at the Narinder vinyl and asking “are you sure? He’s really ugly.”

Yes mother, that’s my little meow meow.

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

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cealvan

Op is saying that liking Taylor for being QUEER or Lgbtqia+ is not a bad thing, but to also know she is not the only one.

He did not call anyone in the original post lesbian bi or pan.

He did call two people NB

you have to be fucking with me there's no way

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fleshdyke

it is literally the most fucked up thing in the world that fruit goes bad. you shoild be allowed to have a box of blackberries in the cupboard for 2 years and they are still fine to eat

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It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.

I learned recently that mucus basically traps the viruses and expels them from your body which is why your body makes SO MUCH of it so now I just imagine drinking liquids as hiring a bunch of goons to take out the thrash y'see nyeehh see we taking back the streets from the bowler hat boys flush em out real good

Perhaps there are many problems which could be solved if you just made enough mucus

Reblog if you are solving problems by generating enough mucus

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Unfortunately, I have had several experiences with multiple shady, manipulative, and generally bad management. Here's some tips so others can avoid getting fucked over as much as possible:

1. Keep records of EVERYTHING. Take pictures of your schedules and keep them even after the week is over. If you don't have space on your phone, email them to yourself, send it to the cloud, etc. Keep that info, it very well may save your ass. Same goes for text messages. Do not delete anything ever. Screenshot if necessary. Also keep a log of your hours worked, especially if you were asked to work on a day you were not scheduled or asked to stay past your originally scheduled time/come in early. I have a list on my notepad app on my phone. I also have pics of ALL of my schedules, all the way back to when I was first hired at my first job.

1A. Take pictures of completed assignments/keep some kind of record. For example, if you were assigned to set up a display or clean up a specific area, take a picture after you are done in case customers mess it up later and your boss claims that you didn't do your assignment. (Extra helpful because pics taken on phones have date and timestamps) This is also useful for having evidence of safety violations or dishonest practices for later blackmail. Even if you never actually use it, it's good to have on hand, just in case.

2. Make a habit of only communicating through text, email or some form of written communication. NO PHONE CALLS. Why? There's no proof of what was said on phone calls and your manager can very easily lie about what was said. Personally, I'm HOH so that's the reason I give for communicating through text only, feel free to use that or something similar but believable as to why you only communicate through text. If, for some reason, you cannot avoid phone calls, record them. Or let the call go to voicemail and save the voicemail then text your response to the manager who called.

3. If you agree to something with a lead or lower manager, corroborate with the store manager to make sure they are aware of the situation as well to save your own ass. For example, if a lead or lower manager asks you to cover a shift or switch shifts, say yes to the lead and then text your store manager informing them that you are covering said shift so the store manager can't claim that they were not notified. Or else there is a chance the store manager asked someone else to cover the same shift without knowing you were supposed to cover and send you home. (it happened to me) If someone other than the store manager writes the schedule, text that person as well.

4. Set up a groupchat if your place of work doesn't already have a scheduling app or some form of mass communication between employees. If you are not a manager and/or don't have contact info, talk to a lead or manager you feel you can trust about setting one up. It's great for switching shifts and getting schedules and being kept in the loop about what's going on at work.

5. I have had good experiences with this one, but it may not work on your particular manager, so tread lightly. If your manager is refusing to cooperate with you on your availability or time off requests and you have already spoken to them directly about it and they still aren't cooperating, public shaming works wonders. For example, I had a manager schedule me outside of my availability after they confirmed my availability with me in person directly, so I wrote a note saying that x and y shifts are outside of my availability and I could not attend them and signed, dated and pinned it to the schedule on the breakroom wall and then took a picture in case my manager threw the note away and tried to pretend like it didn't exist. My manager immediately got those shifts covered.

5A. Take pictures of or photocopy your time off requests and your availability forms to have in the event you are scheduled outside of your availability. Screenshot them if your work uses a scheduling app.

6. Work to rule. Do not do anything that is asked of you that is outside of your job requirements. And if you want to voluntarily take on more work, demand to have written documentation that you will get paid overtime/bonus/etc. for doing work outside of your usual requirements. You can also play dumb on this one in some situations. I will explain. For example, I am not a manager and at my job, only management is supposed to train new hires on the register. (A previous manager told me it was a liability thing to make sure money didn't go missing, as only managers count money at the beginning and end of the day) My current manager shoved a new hire on me without notice and wanted me to train her, so I asked my manager about training pay, knowing damn well there wasn't any and then played dumb and said that I must've gotten it confused with something else, since I never train new hires, only management trained them in the past. She never asked me to train a new hire again.

6A. If a manager asks you to do something that is not allowed for non-management employees to do, especially if it is something that has a paper trail, insist that the manager do it under their employee number/log on. For example, if only management is allowed to check out employees at the register, don't ring up an employee under your login. Insist that the manager come up and check them out, even if the manager says it is ok for you to ring them up. If manager refuses to come to the register, do whatever you can to make the transaction look like a regular transaction. Input the percentage off manually rather than inputting the employee number. For example, our employee discount is 30%. Instead of inputting the employee's number and having their name come up, I simply manually apply a 30% total transaction discount. Same discount, but it doesn't look like I rang up an employee.

7. Get to know your coworkers as much as you can and listen to any drama you can. It may sound like a waste of time, but there are some instances where it is useful. For example, I overheard my coworkers gossiping about an inspection. I was completely unaware of an inspection and asked what was going on. The District and Regional Managers had planned to come in the next day. Our SM never mentioned this to the rest of us and the only reason these employees knew about it is because they work stocking and work closely with the DM. I was not scheduled that next day and my manager asked me to come in to cover a shift and I ignored the text, as the store was in shambles and I did not want to get in trouble by the DM and RM or risk having them know or recognize me in any way. Also, I'm kind of a messy bitch and I like to know the tea.

This is all I can think of for now. Maybe others in the notes will have more/better suggestions. Good luck to all employees! Don't let yourself get fucked over!

Hi I forgot to add something to the tips and tricks for work list that is pinned:

5B. If you can get away with it, do NOT tell your managers WHY your availability is the way it is. Keep it vague and professional. "I cannot work x days" "I have responsibilities that take priority on x days" etc. It is no one's business why you cannot work certain days/times. If you tell your managers WHY you can't work x days or x times, they might deem it "not a legitimate reason" and schedule you anyway or try to guilt you into coming in. For example, maybe you don't want to work Fridays because that's when your DnD group gets together. Don't tell them that. To a manager, that does not sound like a "legitimate" reason and will schedule you anyway, because that is a "fun leisure activity" and can easily (in the manager's eyes) be rescheduled or canceled.

5C. Just a fun little recommendation to avoid burnout. If you honestly don't have any availability restrictions- no clubs, bo groups, no other jobs, etc. Put some restrictions on your availability anyway, just to give yourself some time off. Maybe you're not a morning person. Put that you're unavailable to work mornings. Doesn't matter why. Make up something if your work requires a reason why. Maybe weekends are super busy and stressful at your work and you'd rather not work them. Then don't! Make yourself unavailable on weekends. These companies will NEVER keep your best interests in mind, so you better look out for yourself.

8. Don't be afraid to check who you work with social media. Some people pride themselves in doing shit that can be considered illegal and immoral at your job. Remember, these people may throw a knife into your back, they aren't your buddies. I got sexually harassed by a manager and they didn't do shit when I reported it, but you bet your ass they did shit when they saw him playing drinking games with several minors that worked under his department

If you guys have more please send them in and I'll edit this and add them. But please tell me this is for this list so I don't just post normally.

-Rodney

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zekkopunks

So glad I finally got to experience this game last year because it means the world to me 💛 Will keep cherishing it for many years to come

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