Incredibly uninteresting and undeniably generic!

Baby animals videos ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ♡

Playing the most dangerous game: listening to last 11 episodes of TAZ: Balance in public, knowing I’m going to fucking cry.

"oh you have an allergy? sorry I harassed you for being a picky eater, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a picky eater, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you have chronic pain? sorry I harassed you for being lazy, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a lazy person, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you're autistic? sorry I harassed you for being weird, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a weird person, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you're deaf? sorry I harassed you for ignoring me, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. you're just not actually a rude person, I still get to harass those people"

"man why does everything have to be a disorder now? I miss the old days when people would TAKE RESPONSIBILITY for being failures and it was socially exceptable for me to harass them, now I look like a jerk when I bully people for annoying me."

For anyone who doesn't know, this is from the Indy Drag Theatre where I live and these queens are SUPER talented. All of the shows are hilarious drag versions of popular movies/shows during which the audience is encouraged to interact like a drag show.

If you ever get the chance, come see a show! And obviously invite me to go with you since I live here!

I need minors to learn how to lie online again. Your name is Derek, you’re 25 and work in accounting now. Please for your own safety learn how to fucking lie. And if you don’t want to lie, then don’t put your age anywhere. Don’t even say whether you’re a minor or not. It is perfectly easy to avoid adult spaces without signposting that you are doing so because you’re a child.

Stating your age doesn’t protect you this only makes you a target.

here’s to a liberated palestine and an end to the occupation in 2024، إن شاء الله

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.

This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.

Would love to show y'all but yeah

Balance Episode Thirty Three: Boyland had four hundred sons and thirteen daughters, which is weird.

Balance Episode Thirty Three: Boyland had four hundred sons and thirteen daughters, which is weird.

Reblog to kill it faster

BEHOLD, GRANDPOSSUMS!!

Related to @elzebrook 's beautiful bag barfing son (center), I crocheted thirty tiny PawPaws to give out at the NADDPOD live show in Sacramento for Halloween. It was a magical night where I wore a modified kigurumi possum onesie and pulled lil babies out of my pouch to give away to anyone who yelled REER at me, and Caldwell ran a WWE one shot with Hardwon, Moonshine, and Balnor.

Bonus photo of the Christmas request from my nibling for a possum playing possum 😆😵

CALOO CALLAY!

I can’t fucking open this jar of pickles I’m taking it to planet fitness to see someone stronger than me can

A Christmas cartoon for the Guardian. Happy Holidays, everyone!

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post