Sukuna Ryomen and Soraya Montenegro have the same Villain Energy, so here are some redraws of my favourites memes! 😆 

@marimagines

insomnia + bf eren headcanons

cw: fluff, clingy eren, smut, cunnilingus.

he isn't the type to kiss you first thing in the morning with "morning, beautiful" in fact, you wake up first to find him wrapped around you, his head would lay on your chest with strong arms snaking around you, brown hair spread out covering his face while he tries to collect your warmness

that's how eren really is in the relationship, he holds. he cuddles you where ever and whenever. you both arent good at showing emotions so touching and holding are your ways of showing love.

he is very quiet, when you first met he whispered his words to you -he found you absolutely beautiful and you took everything out of him- even when you started a relationship it still seemed he was shy, but when you saw how he was with his friends you realized he showed a lot more to you then he did to anyone

you love him so much, he has deep purple eye bags that you find handsome with shoulder-length chocolate brown hair he rarely ties up, he is surprisingly built -you find cocky guys with his body but he is anything but that. later you'd find out that working out helps him sleep better-

sleeping. eren has been diagnosed with insomnia, going on medication tho he says you're his remedy, you'd laugh and say you're flattered and that you'll never leave his side but it wasn't until you were sick you realize how much of that was true

when you had the flu he took care of you, brushing your hair with his fingers as you rested against the couch, making you soup and getting you medicine while watching bad movies with you all day, but night fell around and he retreated to your bedroom. an hour passed and you were still up thanks to coughing and a sore throat, you watched as he slowly came into view, sleepy eyes and his fingers loosely holding his pillow

"'m sorry…I can't sleep-" he got caught off guard when he saw you sitting up while opening up your blanket, a smile on your face as he walked over to snuggle with you

"you'll get sick" you warned as you softly played with his hair "I don't care"

you guys shower together. always. he gets pouty when you shower without him, making you have to cheer him up with kisses and hugs. he needs to wrap his arms around you as you both stand in the shower, he needs to kiss your neck while rubbing your body, he needs to wash your hair and he needs you to wash his.

eren loves it when you play with his hair, too shy to ask for it directly -you learned to read his mind after a couple of weeks- he'd dangle his loose hair so you'll just have to play with it

another thing he loves, is sex. it doesn't seem like it from his shy personality but the man loves some hot sticky sex with you. his favorite position is you riding him because you get tired too fast so he gets to ram into you, he loves it because you grab his hair and dig your face goes into his head while his goes into your shoulder. another favorite is missionary when he is feeling a bit calmer, he loves watching your face contort into pleasure as his cock drags in and out of your drooling hole.

another thing! cunnilingus. he loves the taste of your pussy and tries to get in between your thighs at any chance. he usually has his hand going up to grope your boobs as his tongue fucks its way into your hole, and when you cum he will lick it all up and do it again because it tastes so good.

kinks. if it wasn't obvious already he isn't so much of a dirty talker, he mumbles things like "you feel really good" and "I love you so much" tho…he does have a few kinks. hair pulling, obviously. voice, your moans bring him so fucking close. praising, you make him feel so special when you say he feels good. and surprisingly enough, breeding.

yes, once and a while when you have completely hot sex, when he is holding your legs up and fucking you like your some whore he mutters "mm, wanna get you pregnant" he isn't ready for a baby and neither are you but in that moment. he is getting you pregnant no matter what. "wanna fill you up and have a baby" "want you to have my babies"

and most importantly, eren is so deeply and so fucking in love with you.

an: i love this eren sm

I need Eren in my life

OLD HABITS | EREN J. X F!READER 18+

— ‘old habits die hard;’ people are often reluctant to change their way of doing something, especially something which they have been doing for a long time.

— eren j. x f!reader

“too toxic to stay together. too toxic to stay apart.”

genre ➝ angst, romance & drama

cw ➝ sexual content, toxic relationship, cheating, vulgar speech, eren with a tongue piercing, slight mean!dom eren, f. recieving (oral), soft!dom eren, he just loves you too much to let you go tbh

wc ➝ 15.3k

a/n: it feels like i’ve been away on a hiatus when rly i’ve been doing so much writing, my head feels like it’s going to explode LOL so don’t worry, more to come from me! even tho no one asked for all this angst, i figured there’s ppl out there that like to cry as much as i do so enjoyy & rbs are very appreciated <3

"I'll do anything! Tell me what to do, just tell me," Eren begs with his knees pushed into the carpeted floor of the living room, hands clasped together in hopes for a miracle. Hoping that the universe is kind to him for once and helps him keep you from really leaving him this time. It's almost pointless to hold out so much hope but he's got no other choice. He's fucked up this time. He's really fucked this one up, and doesn't know how to mend things back together now.

He even worries if this is his last chance at redemption. That there's not going to be another one after this. That you're going to walk out of his life for good with no chance of turning this train wreck back around. Eren finds himself spinning at the thought of not waking up next to you in the morning. Not getting another chance to smell yet another wonderful breakfast that you often make when you stay over his place. Missing out on watching you smile and get embarrassed whenever he kisses your cheek in public and lets everyone know that you're his. That he's proud to call you his because he is. At least, he thinks so.

No. He's pretty sure.

Eren's aware that he should've just treated you better. This is the final straw. You're not going to hear him out this time, and it's going to break his heart but he gets it. Why should you stay? Why stay with someone that claims to love you but fucks other women when you're not around? He's got a problem. He can admit that, and he's not the type of guy to stick to a committed relationship anyways but there's something different about you that he just can't let go of.

You're special. You care about him. You're selfless. You're honest, and loving. You remind him so much of his mom that maybe that's it. Maybe that's why it hurts too much to let you go. Carla hasn't treated him the best but she's still his mother. A woman he loves more than anyone in the world. All except you. He adores you, but why can't he show that? Why does he still sleep around knowing he's got you now? He knows you're all that he needs but it's a habit he just can't break.

He's got issues, and maybe he has to fix them without you giving him another failed chance at figuring that out.

"I'm sorry, but," he can feel it. The tightness in his chest. God, it hurts. He wants you to make it stop. To hear him out one last time. Even though you're standing right in front of him, it looks like you've already left him. Your eyes are soulless. Like there's nothing left. That pains him so much he feels sick to his stomach. What has he done? "There's nothing you can do now. We're done here."

if I could do it all again, I know I'd go back to you ─ eren jaeger

summary: eren jaeger is your annoyingly obnoxious best friend - the one who’s been with you for eighteen years. but, as both of your feelings come to light, how long will either of you be able to hold out before it all comes crashing down?

ft. eren jaeger x reader

warnings: smut (mdni), college au!eren jaeger, friends to lovers, roommates to lovers, slight angst, jealousy, unprotected sex, cursing, mentions of drinking and partying, mentions of creampie, oblivious reader, slight possessive eren

w/c: 6.6k

a/n: OMG! this is the first thing I have ever written for eren and I am absolutely in love with it! I hope you all enjoy it as much as I do :)) thanks sm to @yujishima​ for helping me decide on eren for this fic! I hope you don’t mind me tagging you, I’m just super grateful for your help :))

minors and ageless blogs dni.

Having Eren Jaeger as your best friend is, as he eloquently puts it, “the shit” – followed by an equally cocky “ – excuse my French.”

And, really, who are you to deny him? So you teased him, replying with a sigh heavy on your words as you rolled your eyes: you’re just lucky I’m one of the only ones who puts up with you anymore, Jaeger.

And god – how right you were.

Eren Jaeger considers it one of his greatest privileges in life to be called your best friend. The second, following closely behind, is the pleasure of being your first ever kiss. Anytime he brings this up to mess with you, that arrogant, overly cocky grin graces his face. At the same time, his eyes light up with mischievousness, and you just so happen to lose your basic motor functions. He finds your reactions adorable – the warm feeling that fills your cheeks, the stuttering marring your words as you shove his arm, embarrassed, has Eren reeling.

Of course, don’t remind him that this “First Kiss Incident,” as you so cleverly coined it one warm summer afternoon, occurred when the two of you were mere second graders.

And you do remind him.

Every time.

drives you insane ─ eren jaeger

summary: eren jaeger knows exactly what to do to drive you insane, including letting you cockwarm him at a college party. 

ft. eren jaeger x afab!reader

warnings: possessive!eren, cockwarming, public sex to semi-public sex, mentions of college parties and drinking, unprotected sex, cursing, praising (maybe slight degradation if you squint), creampie, overstimulation, teasing, eren being a cocky mf and he knows it, name calling (eren calls reader princess, sweetheart, etc.), slight exhibitionism, college!au, all characters are aged up 21+ (smut, 18+ content, mdni)

w/c: 3.3k

a/n: this is the result of the reveal of eren jaeger’s giant horse dick lol. tagging @princess-jaeger​ ! 

“The things I want to do to you,” Eren’s lips brush against the curve of your ear, voice thick and heady with desire. His fingertips graze the column of your neck, skimming across your skin so softly that goosebumps trail in his wake. You can’t help but shiver above him, throat closing up with lust as you crane your neck to look back at him.

And god, that smug, cocky smirk on his face has you almost whimpering, needily pushing your hips back against his. He drives you absolutely insane in the best possible way, causing you to feel drunk and heady off his touch and loving attention. The feeling of his cock, nestled so deep inside of you and stretching out your walls in the best way, has you reeling. Eren hisses at your actions, hand coming to splay possessively over your thigh as he squeezes against your bare flesh hard.

“Careful, sweetheart,” Eren warns, adjusting his hips ever so slightly underneath you. His large hands settle on your hips – an innocent gesture to any onlookers – allowing him to hold you flush against his heavy cock. He watches with sadistic pleasure as your hands clench into fists over your lap, arrogance running through his veins at the sight of you so fucked out for him.

It’s all you can do to submit to him, grinding down on him slightly with the excuse of: I’m just getting myself settled. You see the way his eyes flash hungrily, watch how he swallows thickly at the way your cunt clenches down on him.

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💦😮‍💨 wow

Tainted: Euphoria

Pairing: Eren Jaeger X Female Reader

Genre: Secret Agents/Assassins AU, Mr. & Mrs. Smith AU, Smut, Romance, Strangers-to-Lovers-to-Enemies

Summary: You have been married to your husband for six years where you both kept secrets from each other. Little did you know that your husband was an undercover agent just like you, ordered to take your life within two days.

Warnings: explicit sex scenes, graphic description of murder and violence, minor character death, alcohol consumption, smoking, swearing, mentions of abusive past and childhood trauma

Word Count: 7k

Poster art by the most talented @rainbuniart

Twenty-eight-year-old Eren Jaeger closes his eyes. His breathing mimics the calmness of the sea before the storm, but inside his chest, a hurricane churns.

“Here’s your next target.”

That was the sentence his superior, Levi Ackerman, uttered to him five seconds ago as he slid a photo of his next target down the table. It’s something that Levi has done a million times before, tossing him photos after photos, targets after targets. Each time, Eren would respond with one corner of his mouth tilting upward, saying, “Yes, Sir,” as if he was crooning. There would be no sign of remorse on his face, no shame, and not a trace of fear or concern. To him, taking someone’s life was never a form of an atrocious sin. It’s just a way of life. And a day later, he would come back with the same photo tainted with the owner’s blood and Levi would cross their names off his list. 

“How are you holding up, kid?” He’d ask him every time, checking on his conscience. “Going insane yet?”

Eren would smile. He would always smile, no matter if it was after his first kill or his seventieth. Levi doesn’t need to check on his conscience; Eren never had one to begin with. “Feeling pretty good, Mr. Ackerman.” And it wasn’t a lie. 

Just five seconds ago, Eren thought he was living the best life in the world. He has a beautiful, extortionate house in a suburban area that’s spacious enough for three families to live in. His wealthy neighbors greet him every morning, send them expensive wines on Christmas Eve, and they never stick their noses too far in the things he does for a living. Eren has money, more than he could count, but he keeps it hidden in a separate bank account under a different name as he doesn’t want to raise suspicions. His fake job as a construction executive can bring quite a fortune, sure, but it will never be enough to explain the amount of money he makes whenever he manages to land a bullet in someone’s head. 

But most importantly, he has you as his beloved wife, who kisses his cheek before he has to go to work, and wraps the same lips around his cock before dinner starts. Things aren’t always smooth-sailing once your honeymoon phase ended, but that’s just how marriage works, isn't it? It takes a lot of effort, a lot of patience, and in Eren’s case, a lot of lies, too. 

NNN

Pairing: husband!Tetsuro Kuroo x f!reader

Synopsis: Will Kuroo be able to survive No Nut November?

Warning: thigh riding, cunnilingus, doggy style, dirty talk, dumbification, creampie, pet name, multiple orgasms

wc: + 1 k

Reblogs and interactions are appreciated.

@marimagines

for eren.

- instead of a skincare routine, i see him having a strict hair care routine like really going into depths with treating his hair and making sure it’s always smooth and silky.

- randomly became a ring haver after seeing jean wear loads and get compliments from it.

- drives with one hand most times and the other is either on your thigh/knee.

- (if he’s driving a stick shift, he’ll take your hand and refuse to let go, it’s a right of passage).

- is not super into pda, but sometimes he forgets it’s not just the two of you and that you are in public.

- (one time he got really jealous when he saw you talking to jean at a party and approached you by grabbing your waist and pulling you close to his chest, wrapping his arms around your neck).

- sometimes he gets nervous around you, even though you’ve been dating for a while, forgetting where to place his hands when you kiss.

- a blusher. you say one nice thing to him and suddenly his whole entire face is red.

- is always asking you to braid or play with his hair, he loves the feeling of your fingers massaging his scalp.

- is always taking pictures of you no matter what the occasion, you’re his muse (and he likes to use it is as leverage whenever you take a slip of him).

- when you guys are hanging out, his hands always have to be on you, whether he’s holding your hand, caressing your thigh or simply playing with your fingers.

- a serial forehead kisser, he just can’t help it.

- one time you and the gang all smoked up in his house and it ended up resulting in everyone leaving to go to the garden while you and eren made out for almost half an hour (everyone left after that).

- when he gets high, he gets HIGH and becomes the worlds most clingiest individual.

- learnt how to play the guitar for you after you said how you found it so interesting.

- did it as a joke, but ended up really liking it and can play so many songs.

- he learns your favourite songs and occasionally sends you videos of him practicing.

- when you try to wake up in the morning, he immediately grabs you back so that you can’t move.

- has a polaroid photo of the two of you in the back of his phonecase and in his wallet.

- on the rare occasion he has to leave early in the morning, if you sleep over or he sleeps over at your house, he’ll write a note and leave it on top of your phone on the nightstand.

- his love language is physical touch: he loves holding you, touching you in the slightest way, hugs, the works (but if you’re not feeling it, he will not do anything to obstruct your personal space)

- i see him also having gift giving as his love language, whatever he sees wherever he goes that makes him think of you, he gets it.

- when he’s co-oping with the boys playing a video game, he doesn’t want you to be bored or think he’s ignoring you so he’ll place you on his lap and teach you the ropes.

- he loves it when you wear his clothes, even if it’s extremely too big for you, he finds it and you so cute.

- (called you mommy as a joke once, but he wasn’t joking and you knew he wasn’t joking).

- a moaner and a whiner. even if you poke a sensitive spot of his, he will find a way to whine unnecessarily.

- he’s always smiling when he’s around you, even if he isn’t having the best of days, your presence and even the mere thought of you will cheer him up.

- if you’re not together, he’ll message you at the most random time to ask what you’re doing.

- taught himself how to cook after he got scolded by carla when she found out he survived solely on ready meals and delivery services.

- always finds a way to shotgun with you during a smoke sesh, ending up on his lap, staring at each other with hazy red eyes, ignoring everyone squirm in the background.

I love him.

Devils roll the dice. Angels roll their eyes (Chapter 2)

Chapter 1

At work, you have to deal with your annoying coworker, even more stress, neverending piles of work, and the demon form of your personal devil because apparently, Sukuna loses control when someone upsets you. Hopefully, your angel and devil can work together to help you.

Pairing: Sukuna x Reader (female) x Yuuji Genre: Urban Fantasy AU, fluff, smut Word Count: 3k Playlist: Angel and Devil Warnings: 18+, religious themes, sacrilege. Yuuji is an angel, and Sukuna is a demon. They have a romantic and sexual relationship with reader and each other. Mostly just suggestive stuff in this chapter. Smut, threesome, poly, oral, fingering, creampie, anal in future chapters. All characters are of age. This story is 18+. Minors don't interact.

Thank you so much to my sweet friend @tinymaru for giving Yuuji and Sukuna their angel and devil look in the header! Love youuuu!

You sigh and bury your face in your hands. He did it again! Your most hated coworker, the one who is always rude to you and tries to undermine you, left a file on your desk. It's his work. But somehow, he found a way to turn it into your work.

And now it is sitting here on your already cluttered desk, mocking you with its presence. One more thing on top of the list of the seemingly neverending things you have to do.

The air behind you crackles, and the smell of roses and ripe apples laced with smoke fills the small space of your office. 

There's a faint sensation of electricity in the air, like the feeling you get when the air is thick and loaded with tension right before a thunderstorm. It makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. You know what it means.

Sukuna is here.

A large hand with long elegant fingers and black nails lands on your shoulder.

"Even more work? Tsk tsk tsk. No, we're not doing that."

eren is so loose lipped when he's drunk i just know it. he has no shame in telling you how sexy you are or how bad he wants you. sure he's blushing a deep red but lord knows he has no shame about it. he tells you how much he loves you and how perfect you are when he's balls deep inside you. will slur and mumble praises in your ear as he's leaning over your back and pressing you down into the mattress. but he lasts almost dreadfully long... you cum three times around him before he's even close. his stupid little drunk brain can't focus on two things at once; it's either tell you how much he loves you or try to get that nut... not both.

may we talk about this picture in more depth. the content smirk he has on his face as he watches mikasa and armin drunkenly play around with each other. the cute blush on his cheeks. his heavy eyes and lazy smile. the loosened tie and fussed shirt. his elbow propped up on his knee. he's so perfect im so sad.

I love him. So much.

tw: SMUT, modern!AU, Reader and Levi are both seniors in HS, Oral Sex, m!receiving, Virgin Levi, kind of subby Levi, friends to lovers.

wc: ~ 3.6k

"Don't forget to put my name on it, Levi." You rolled on your back, scrolling down on Instagram, waiting for certain someone to reply to your last message.

"I left you out." Levi bluntly said, pushing down the lid of his laptop, and turned around on his chair.

You sat up, glaring at him. "I did my part!" You narrowed the eyes, blowing out your cheeks.

"The introduction and the references." He rolled his eyes, folding his arms over his chest.

"Well, then give them back!"

"You owe me a big one, Y/N."

You blew a kiss and threw a smile at him. "I knew you wouldn't let me die. I'll add your name to my diploma."

"Now get off my bed. You're messing it up."

"We can mess it up together." You winked, twirling a lock of hair on your finger.

— jaeger: “morgen”

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