zukka au where aunt wu looks straight at sokka and instead of telling him that his future is full of pain and anguish caused by his own hand, she tells him that he’s going to marry the fire lord and sokka is like “EXCUSE ME?”
sokka, whispering to himself: omg my ability to making royalty fall in love with me has come too far
sokka, immediately writing a letter: dear firelord ozai, I am flattered, but since you are pretty old and super evil, I-
Sokka, while yelling insults at s1 Zuko: And tell your dad I'm not interested in having a jerk like you as a step-son!!
I need a whole plotline of Sokka wondering who this fire lord person is going to be
Season 2
Aang: I wish that Iroh guy was the Fire Lord, he seems pretty nice
Sokka: Yeah the Fire Nation would probably be better off with him as Fire Lord, but he’s so old and more of an uncle figure, you know? Not really my type.
Aang: What
Early season 3
Sokka, waking up in cold sweat: Oh no. What if... Azula is the future Fire Lord
Late season 3
Katara: Sokka what should we do? The invasion failed, we’ve been hiding in this temple for weeks and Sozin’s comet is almost here
Sokka, mumbling to himself: I hope Zuko becomes Fire Lord he’s pretty cool
Katara: what?
Sokka: I said we need to defeat the Fire Lord soon
Sokka internally having a Firelord tier list during the series is something that I never knew I wanted.
*when zuko and katara arrive right before azula's coronation during sozin's comet*
Zuko: Sorry. But you're not going to be the one marrying Sokka.
Azula: What.
Sokka, trying to convince Aang to learn firebending: Aang, you need to learn firebending and defeat the Firelord so I can marry someone who isn’t terrible
Wait No Sokka already thinks Wu's prophecys are wack so after being fully disgusted by the thought of marrying loserlord ozai he doesn't think too much of it and moves on with his life
Then a few years later Zuko's the firelord and they're dating but right when Zuko proposes Sokka Remembers and has an existential crisis then and there
Zuko: Sokka, will you marry me?
Sokka, remembering Wu's prophecy: motherfucker
Zuko, very confused but still hopeful: is that a yes?
after clearing up stuff up he said yes of course
zuko: so, should we pick our wedding date?
sokka: I don't know, what about a day after aunt wu dies so she will never know how right about everything she was but anyway, any day you choose is ok for me
HAHAGSHAGSHS THIS IS NOW CANON