im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that
Yeah, we could stand to have Spider-Man dance for us; maybe it’ll help
Yeah, we could stand to
have Spider-Man dance for us;
maybe it’ll help
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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This sign does NOT pull its punches, and I am HERE for it!
Don't forget when companies jacked up the price of EGGS in the middle of a pandemic.
Eggs are an important cheap source of protein for people on a budget.
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Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
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im having a hard time finding sim!tony starker fics... any recommendations? thank u in advance!
Ok so I have a lot of recommendations lol.
If you enjoy dark (and I mean dark) SIM, then Basil has a ton of short fics. The whole collection is here.
Highlander_II writes a lot of canon aligned SIM, found here.
I also write a fair amount of SIM (all different flavors) if you want to just browse my profile (found here).
The Darkness in Me is a fun/dark two part where there's SIM, Tony, and Peter.
@authoressofdarkness has a lot I really like but the ones that come to mind for SIM both are WIPs.
Guide Me Safely to Shore is a soul mate story and Beauty and the Beast. Both feature a villainous Tony and hero Peter.
Baby Bats has a ton as well so just check their profile but mind the tags depending on your preference. @babybatscreationsv2 is a talented writer who writes across the spectrum of tags and genres.
@the-mad-starker and @graceful-starker have both written a few as well that are all really good so I'll just drop their profile links too. (hopefully the filter sort stayed on the link, but if not, just filter for superior iron man).
@ursafootprints has one that's ongoing that I'm dying for the resolution. Mind the tags though because it's a dark incest fic. Double Blind
Late addition because I was rushing. Askmyknives also writes sim and you can find them here.
Ready is a hot little coffee shop AU one shot.
Devotion, absolution, desire is a really good dark smutty piece.
Blinding lights is a vampire soul mate AU that I adore.
Collared Innocence by StarkerKeyz is a super hot and also kinda cute soul mate story. I reread it regularly.
Anyways, if I forgot anyone, I'm sorry but these are some of what comes to mind!
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
The ides of March have come
Beware the ides of March.
Literally nothing could be more fun for me than reading my own writing from months ago and forgetting i was the one who wrote it. Im glued to the screen and i cant wait to find out what happens next. Bitch YOU made it up!!!!
Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess
If AO3 had a slogan
sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013
SIR that is my- okay, look i can't actually remember why i followed them or why they followed me, but I LOVE THEM, it would be WEIRD not to see them reblogging gifsets of shows i have no interest in!
Shoutout to all the people who work tirelessly to keep their fandoms going, even after canon has ended. Kudos to the mods who organize rewatches, fic challenges, and other fandom events. High fives to the people who keep posting new art, fic, meta, and headcanons. A collective pat on the back for the people who like, reblog, and comment on the new fanworks and remember the older works as well.
If you’re on Tumblr reading this, chances are good that you fall into one of these categories. So shoutout to YOU, and to all of us.
Reminder that the US bombed Iraq a day ago. Reminder that this attack has killed 16 Iraqis, many of whom were civilians. Reminder that Iraq has already suffered enough at the hands of US imperialism, that to this day it’s recovering from the aftermath of being defamed to the world as terrorists, from its cities being destroyed under the guise of “exterminating ISIS” (an echo of Israel decimating Palestine to “exterminate Hamas,” interesting), that the US has so many ulterior motives to continue encroaching upon Iraq that have nothing to do with their seemingly noble rationale, and that it does all this while funding Israel’s ongoing genocide of Palestinians (which are basically doing their dirty work of pushing further in on Arab territory). It’s jarring that this is all happening on a world stage & yet nothing is being done to stop it. Hands off Iraq. Free Palestine. Hands off Iraq. Free Palestine.
just a psa that today's poem of the day is worth reading
the best summary of middle-class american economics I've seen
kissing you on the forehead
with tongue?
with tongue. 🥰
