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@raymondebidochonlifechoices / raymondebidochonlifechoices.tumblr.com

Bughead, Riverdale. Maybe art history? An experiment of sorts in actively engaging fandom. Give no shit, take no shit. Empty blogs with no interest in Bughead will be blocked.
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Riverdale Fall Promptathon: raymondebidochonlifechoices

Fics I’m accepting prompts for:

Please don’t send me prompts that include:

  • Angst, Betty or Jughead dying/dead, non-con
  • I’m no good at smut, so the chances of a naughty rating are less that the Riverdale writers remembering Toffee ... Apologies.
  • I’m open to non-bughead-centric prompts but I can guarantee you that they will inevitably turn bugheadwards one way or the other! Oops!
  • My Archie is usually clueless and prone to act as comedic relief.

If you want to create art/edits for any of my fics/snippets, it will be an honour and a delight! I will love you for ever and ever! No, seriously, here’s everything I’ve ever written

If you want to write, the fics in the prompt list are yours (that Blossom Panto snippet excepted). Go mad!

It’ll be greatly appreciated if angst, death and non-con are avoided. 

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Riverdale has one serious problem, and I'm going to tell you what it is.

Not enough Uncle Frank.

More Uncle Frank would have saved this show from its current gurgling, flailing death spiral. (Seriously, what the everloving fuck is this flaming trash heap? I'd ask Roberto, but that would require talking to him.)

I recommend going back to the pilot and reshooting all seven seasons, but with Uncle Frank as the protagonist. Wait...maybe seven seasons isn't enough. How long did Bonanza run?

I want to see his whole life. If he eats oat bran for breakfast, I want to know about it. If he spent summers in Skokie, IL, I want flashbacks. If he enjoys Sudoku, narrate the whole damn puzzle. Start with his conception, and go from there.

Also, he needs his own theme song. Noted wordsmith Archie Andrews can sing it on the show.

This show has neglected the majesty of Uncle Frank for far too long.

Justice for Archie Sr Uncle Frank!

photo credit: feisty-aquarius4

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715. It’s still 1950. We are cruising through the mid-decade a few social issues at a time. We are solving them Riverdale style: superficially, historically inaccurately, and not really. On the docket today: Miss Teen Riverdale. Where we address misogynistic beauty standards (without actually naming them, because that’s too icky), mother/daughter conflicts (without solving anything for the 7th season running), we get teased with another potential mystery (while the two that’s been ongoing don’t get a mention), and another teen girl gets shoved into SoQM by Alice Cooper (without Alice being held responsible. Again). But hey, we get another original song, so… 

Welcome to the Nationally Televised (for some foresaken reason) One Specific High School’s in One Specific Bumfuck Town Beauty Pageant Restricted to Only Six Contestants from Only Junior Class. Or Miss Riverdale Teen Queen, for short. 

Follow after the cut for all the Vim and Vigor!

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