IS THAT A SHARK?
if you watch any video today it needs to be this one
I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.
Theyre so. Honest
idc what anyone says, that was a megalodon
As a person from australia that dude always has the best reactions to things. like always. I’m pretty sure it’s the only reason he was hired.
You non-Aussies are missing out on quality television
This clip got them a cameo in Sharknado 5 lmao
King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*
The Lord:
tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers
God bless whoever wrote that comment
I went to pick up my dog’s heartworm medication today from our vet, who we’ve gone to for ages. We know the office staff well, and I happened to hit around lunchtime so it was just me and the office manager in the place.
As I was paying, she kept giving me furtive looks, and then glancing at the door. Like, hella weird looks. She was finally like, “Do you wanna see something?”
This is a very loaded question, at a vet’s office. I could be presented with a cute dog or a tapeworm on the backside of this question, idk.
“O …. kay?”
She reaches under the counter and pulls out an empty tissue box. Inside is a washcloth, and THE TINIEST GODDAMN KITTEN I’VE EVER SEEN.
Brenda is great at her job but a brusque person in general, but as we were standing with this little mouse-sized fluffball between us, she was practically vibrating with excitement and affection.
“He’s three days old,” she whispered, as if worried she’d wake him up. “Some of our clients found him alone in their yard, without any littermates, and the mom cat never came back.”
He had formula on his whiskers, and little pointy mouse-sized ears, and was wallowing on the washcloth like a little bean who had just eaten well for the first time in days. He looked so happy. Almost as happy as Brenda.
“My husband and I lost our last cat a few months ago. We’ve always wanted a black cat. We’re going to name him tonight.”
Godspeed little dude, you just won the life lottery.
watchmojo: That moment when you meet the Watchmojo lady 😱
imagine meeting celebrities and they geek out over you lol
it was so nice of the watchmojo lady to do an interview with her fans
tbh America is passing bullshits laws just to be passing bullshit laws at this point
there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN
those thumb people in spy kids aren’t real right?
“Buster, he’s gay, lmao.”
John is so Tired.
hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me
