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Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media "it's how he liked to eat them"
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that;s yrue
Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing
call his pussy british the way that I’m innit
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
i hate wealthy bourgeoisie gay people so unbelievably much
that said if youre a wealthy lesbian cougar looking to spoil someone heres my number ASAP
Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]
lord the peasants are so loud today
pheasants. PHeasants. The birds
Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?
This is a rest post. Feel free to rest by the fire and regain your strength before venturing below
most relatable episode of malcolm in the middle is when he stops being mean for a week and gets an ulcer
me if i stopped complaining on tumblr dot com
oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
rich people seeing mount everest
whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
