ok, while i think that the frustrations re: female muses being ignored for male muses is beyond valid, we need to stop calling muns who perpetuate that behavior “dick thirsties”. there are ways to talk about gender issues without talking about genitals, especially when you end up invalidating trans muses as a result. not all men have dicks and not all dicks are attached to men. even if you’re upset and in a mood to be petty about the same tired misogynistic behavior, please consider the way this kind of language can affect trans/nb muns!!
im making a new indie ( ill revamp this eventually ) but like this if you want me to IM you the new handle
what if i came back here lol
if you’ve been wondering when i am its uhhhhh over @exposensei
it ain’t munday but i love this pic from yesterday so here we are!
ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas
WILL???? IS THAT YOU WILL???? W I L L
hey friends, posting on behalf of simba! so as you can probably tell @farawcys got.. hacked?? we don’t really know whats up or like Why but if you get any weird messages or whatever, its not simba, just ignore it / unfollowing would prob be best bc. she doesn’t know what to like do about it or how to get it back so yeah
independent rp blog for my hero academia’s aizawa shōta.
- au / crossover friendly / panfandom
- canon based, manga and anime.
- mun & muse 18+ / triggering & nsfw content may be present but always tagged
- semi-selective but looking for new partners!
- written by reid
Also, presidents party child who has been assigned a new secret service bodyguard. He has no idea what he’s in for or the trouble they attract. They have a problem with the word ‘no’ and he likes to say it a lot.
An assassin is really just a serial killer who takes requests.
Excuse you, they take commissions
“hey man can you kill this guy?”
“alright that will be 10k”
“ugh cant you just do it for the exposure? whatever you suck at murder anyway”
sentence starters: misc. romantic tension !
- ❝ I just think you’re really special. You deserve special things in your life. ❞
- ❝ I mean, anyone would be lucky to date you. ❞
- ❝ Thief, I can tell you’ve been using my soap. You smell just like it. ❞
- ❝ So… How do I look? Like if we were about to go on a date, what would you think? ❞
- ❝ This is a little weird, but… Would you kiss me and see how this chapstick tastes? ❞
- ❝ All I’m saying is, I’d prioritize your orgasm over mine. ❞
- ❝ I covered your bed in rose petals for science. Take a look and tell me if it’s too much. ❞
- ❝ I’m kinda scared my kissing skills suck. Would you… Y’know. Practice with me? ❞
- ❝ How weird is it that our heights make our crotches match up perfectly? ❞
- ❝ Pull my hair again and this is gonna get real awkward real fast. ❞
- ❝ Sorry I, uh… Walked in on your alone-time. I swear I didn’t see much. ❞
- ❝ Dinner’s on me if you please, please rub my back. ❞
- ❝ Your morning wood poked me, it happens. Doesn’t have to be weird or anything. ❞
- ❝ I sorta had a bad day. Just cuddle up with me for a little while, please? ❞
- ❝ You deserve so much better than this. If you were mine, I’d… ❞
- ❝ I almost feel like you belong to me, like you’re my own personal person. ❞
- ❝ Is it weird that I always miss you more than I miss my actual girlfriend/boyfriend? ❞
- ❝ I can tell you’re pissed off. Just lie back, I’ll dish out my famous shoulder massage. ❞
- ❝ Can we kiss? I just really need to be kissed right now. ❞
- ❝ You’re welcome to stay, but remind me why I’m the little spoon in my own bed? ❞
- ❝ I wish I could bottle the way you smell and sell it for a fortune. Nothing compares. ❞
- ❝ What happened to your hair? Hold still, I’ll just… Fix it for you. ❞
a fucked up modern day marriage plot where a rival mob boss marries his daughter, muse a, off to muse b to calm the tension between the families. at first they hate each other, but once forced to live together, they start warming up to each other, too stubborn to let it show. then one night he comes back from an important deal gone wrong, his face is fucked up and he’s feverish and she takes care of him all night and etc etc etc…i need it?