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bedtime stories are sleepypastas

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this

Yo this is such good info to have

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

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the police to my mom: ma'am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly but somehow her body made its way to the accessories section and we found 35 dollars worth of stolen hoop earrings in her purse

certified iconic post

Demure dalmaidtian, 2023, mixed media

i need to stop going onto twitter bc in every single thread about the submarine sinking ppl are being chastized for not caring and "lacking compassion" meanwhile we're all on here like

people who upload movies online for free shouldn't face legal action they should get their peanus sucked everyday.....??

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

the cycle repeats infinitely

we need to bring back the word square like i don't think it's problematic that you listen to taylor swift i just kinda think it's lame as hell

simmers will be like "townie makeover 🥰🥰" and then completely deprive said townie of any personality or individuality

look at how they massacred my girl 😥

I simply don't think that's true eBooks.com but thank you anyway