the lockpicking lawyer of dogs

they're both so good but which one is better

ah, the extended edition

Never pass the chance to reblog this.

A little treat from @jack-kellys and Ryan Kopel and I <3

He's bisexual, actually!

I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

I’m hypnotized 

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

Can’t believe you forgot the Connecticut dog!!

does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???

ok so tim misny is a personal injury lawyer here in ohio.

that’s him. you do not have to remember his face from this image because you’re gonna see it a lot in this post. so mainly i think we all kinda honed in on tim misny because of his slogan

he’s gonna make them pay. he’s gonna get you that money but also it’s a little threatening like he’s gonna fully fuck his legal opponent’s shit up. this sprung tons of local memes. then there were the billboards which were normal at first.

but here’s the thing; we already know what misny does. he makes them pay. so it turns into just saying “you know what i do” which is funny enough if you don’t at all have the context.

but this is not where the absurdity caps out, my friends. no. this is what it has evolved to and they. are. everywhere.

that’s right. no text. just the judging eyes of tim misny, glaring through our skin and into our souls. there is no god. there is no devil. there is just tim misny and he’s gonna make them pay.

malala being the icon that she is 😭

her husband’s reply please

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

if I ever get 100k followers on here I feel like I’m legally obligated to buy tumblr shoelaces

uh oh

oh really? do tell

fuck

I’m on the phone with joe

Who's Joe?

some idiot whos about to get his shoelaces stolen

i love tiktok comment sections

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

apparently no one was paying attention in middle school language arts when we learned what a fucking protagonist was

#while we’re at it the author is not the narrator or the protagonist either

now THIS one louder at the back