hey guys remember me let’s beat up enoch
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hmmmmmm might delete my tumblr to be free of hell, dm me if u wanna talk somewhere else like discord or snap
the only thing jacob and enoch have in common is that they paint their nails black for ~the aesthetic~
Anonymous asked:
I didn't realize until like a week ago that you are @youre-canceled (cancelled? you know what I mean)
that’s honestly so valid sometimes i forget i’m miss-ps-whateverthefuckmyuseris bc im awful at doing productive things
fiona’s petname for hugh is bumblebee thank u and goodnight
Disappointed Enoch meme won’t die
time to bring this back
it’s mcfreaking LOOP DAY my dudes
so yeah I made some headcanons 4 my sons
jacob “hoe” portman
- a skinny bitch
- his mom is black while his dad is white, so he got her hair & her skin color but he has blue eyes and freckles like frank which is absolutely beautiful and worth mentioning
- the Jacket™ was abe’s
- probably got into edgy stuff like witchcraft or something when he was 13
- has a tumblr and follows seth everman
- likes going for walks in the woods
- once tried to get a septum piercing with ricky but got scared and started crying
emmita pasita suave suavecita
- wanted to be a suffragette as a kid
- has beautiful hair (lmao remember the blonde/redhead emma discourse? those were good days)
- that one friend who has their shit together but not quite like a mom friend
- doesn’t like studying
- skincare queen
- hates action movies because “there’s too much violence and no plot”
bronwyn aka the best
- has a huge backpack full of band aids, tissues and hair brushes
- the best smile out there
- also beautiful eyebrows that don’t need no control they’re just beautiful
- doesn’t brush her hair
- tells you to put a hoodie, some money and a water bottle in your backpack before leaving
- she cares too much
- a literal mom. can I hold her
olive oil
- she’s EXCITED
- looks like the embodiment of the 2014 tumblr fangirls aesthetic
- braids her own hair
- watches a lot of family friendly youtubers
- will tell everyone your secrets
- huge brown eyes
- wakes up at 6 am ready to go and live another AWESOME day
- sings taylor swift in the shower
princess claire
- gets sick easily
- “no no thanks” “oh don’t be shy” “okay I’ll take it hahaha JUST FOR YOU”
- has braces
- watches tv shows for teens from argentina like soy luna or violetta
- wants to be an actress
- cares a lot about her hair
- likes tea & pink
the gremlin (you know who I’m talking about)
- filthy
- cries about london locked in the bathroom about three times a week
- that one kid always wearing the same damn things every day
- v organized
- probably the best example of practical intelligence you know
- believes in conspiracy theories
- follows the royal family on instagram (probably would choose kate over meghan, the little shit)
millie boy
- “where’s my fucking COFFEE”
- always popping out of nowhere
- people ask him impossible questions ironically and he actually answers
- hipster
- loves practical jokes
- has panic attacks
- always coming up with a new skill you’d never thought he knew
horace slughorn
- the kind of guy who just randomly throws words in french in his conversations because they sound fancy
- obsessed with the word “exquisite”
- v good social skills
- patriotic
- can play multiple instruments
- puts on a lot of makeup to hide eyebags
- unpredictable
- moves eyebrows a lot while talking
hugh
- fave marvel character is hawkeye because he relates to his “I don’t know how I ended up here I just wanted to live in a farm with my loved ones” attitude
- freckles over tan skin
- dark brown curly hair
- green eyes
- writes “I LOVE MY GF” on a school wall
- loves warm and cozy stuff like big sweaters or standing in a sun spot while the air is becoming more chilly
- just wants to have a good time
fi
- very very silent
- mostly because she’s been missing for like two years now
- but that’s irrelevant
- irish™
- would kill you if threatened
- doesn’t trust you
- has a “I LOVE MY BF” hoodie
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DEAR GOD.
the rapture of the pornbots brought me back down to 99 i’m dead inside
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millard: i’m moronsexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. jacob asked me the spanish word for torilla was once and know i dream of kissing him under the moonlight
jacob: what type of bird is miss peregrine again?
millard, already naked: jacob you’re so fucking stupid
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What an adorable physical embodiment of fear itself.
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bdsm stands for
Bees Do So Much for the environment
There are times I’m thankful that the mphfpc community is tiny bc if it was any bigger, we would never have lived down the movie
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Listen there was a nameless guy introduced who was in the loop with a second mouth as his peculiarity and we only see his back, and later when we meet the other kids he is not mentioned at all and replaced by a girl with the exact same peculiarity??
We know peculiarities often skip generations due to it being a recessive gene, and its highly unlikely that both her parents lived in the loop and died leaving only claire, and even if it was a single father who left his non peculiar family behind in order to keep claire safe its still highly unlikely that he had a peculiar kid in that situation on the first place
My point is that guy WAS claire and she wasnt out when abe was in the loop thanks for coming to my ted talk
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today is miss Ostrich’s one year anniversary!
I’m so thankful for everything this fandom has done for me and giving me my friends is the best gift I could have ever asked for. You all know who you are so I want to say that I love you, you made me who I am today, you all support me so much and I’m thankful to have you in my life. You gave me friendship, love, laughter and a place where I feel safe. I also want to take a moment to remember all our friend who left the chat for they will always be a part of our family.
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Honestly the fact that the Portmans are rich and have a massive house with many, many spare rooms and lots of space and Enoch STILL insists on sleeping in a pile of old blankets in a broom closet?? Legend behavior. Absolute anticapitalist icon
That’s such a power move
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Important question
Does Bronwyn have big muscles because she’s always lifting heavy stuff, or is she really skinny because it’s effortless for her? You need to strain (to an extent) to build muscle, so…….?
the pic of Victor shows that he was definitely lacking muscle so i think it’s more likely that she wouldn’t really have muscles from lifting everyday things, but maybe she goes out of her way to lift extremely heavy things (which would theoretically cause strain) to get muscles? metabolism and diet probably also have a part in it