I've grown tired of this body,

hi so my ex-landlord is threatening to take us to court or pay him $500 

my partners and i just moved cross-country to escape abusive family and we DO NOT have any way to make it back to new york to appear in court for something so outlandish and unreasonable. HE ALREADY KEPT OUR $900 SECURITY DEPOSIT. 

this year has been terrible to us as we have already had to make one donation post to raise enough money to make car repairs – repairs which we had to make due to the AWFUL condition of our driveway that said landlord never bothered to fix after we had to ask multiple times 

we just moved THIS PAST WEEKEND (JUNE 16 2019) and have used the last of our money on mattresses and food. we need to make rent for this new place that we live and we cannot expend any more on this run down shitty place that we left 

my paypal is ebonpyres@gmail.com (here is a direct link)

if you cannot help by donating, i am begging you to reblog this. we need all the help we can get

If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.

That’s why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name. And they’re like, you can’t leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals - now you have to do us a favor. And you’re like, let’s just see where this goes “yup, you got me… what’s the favor?” and usually the favor is like, “kill this one ant for us” or “give me a pile of sugar” and you’re like… okay? and you do, because why not, it isn’t hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever. And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can’t really do, one of them, she’s like, “I love this ant but she won’t pay any attention to me, make me important to her” and you’re like… um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like *horrified whisper* “what have I done”

This is the best explanation for higher powers I’ve ever really heard.

Genius Gardening Hacks

I do a lot of this shit. The vinegar and baking soda stuff I’ll have to try.

You can also use craft paper that they sell in big rolls at the hardware store as a weed mat if you don’t have newspaper. 

DO

NOT

SEPARATE

THEM

Atlantis: The Lost Empire AU

a king and his knight

2 years  and im still tryign to finish yu yu

Billie Joe Armstrong literally wrote a song about coming out as bisexual as a teenager, and then like two years later wrote one that was pretty much all about dressing up in drag and getting fucked by/fucking guys, and y'all STILL say he’s a “straight ally” because he married a woman??

The same goes for Freddy Mercury and David Bowie. Both were openly bi. Both wrote (multiple) songs about their queerness. Both are pigeonholed as either “gay” or “straight”. They were both neither of those things.

hey remember when freddy mercury wrote a literal song about wanting to be allowed to be bisexual without it being a big deal and was incredibly obvious about it and then straighties went “oh lol look at how quirky queen is writing a song all about bicycles!”

This also happened to p!nk, she’s openly bisexual but since she’s married to a man and has had two babies with him, people say that she’s straight.

Like, yeah she does a lot and shows a lot of support for the LGBT+ community but she isn’t just an ally, she’s part of that community.

Biphobia is completely real and so many Bi wlw and mlm are assigned the “straight” role when they just ARENT.

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

working through trauma by yelling at no one while driving alone

validating yourself by imagining situations where bad things happen to people and you save them

reinforcing trust in your loved ones by imagining situations where bad things happen to you and they save you

Explaining things to your therapist in an imaginary session

Projecting all your trauma onto an imaginary character and imagining others comforting them

Wanting fictional characters to have all the emotional support and physical affection you’ve always wanted

Writing a character that goes through the same troubles as you and give them loving family and friends to help them cope

a fairy tale life can be oh so overrated… 

commission for @eviegrimhilde !!!  💖👑💖👑💖 

Pay to finish !! $15 lined, $25 lineless. If you get it lineless you’ll receive a small bonus. the finished product will be something similar to this !! Reply or DM to claim !!

Pony Adopt !! $10 !! (Open) Reply/send an ask/dm to buy !!

Option #1: $15, lined, basic shading. (Price may raise if your character is complex.) Option #2: 20-25, lineless, shaded. (Price may raise if your character is complex.) 1. OPEN 2. OPEN 3. OPEN 4. OPEN Species can be changed !! I just wanted to include some variety. :3c You can also note about completely custom commissions if none of these interest you !! These will be large and high res. Comment or note if you’re interested!!

OPEN YCH. Option #1: $15, lined, basic shading. (Price may raise if your character is complex.) Option #2: 20-25, lineless, shaded. (Price may raise if your character is complex.) These will be large and high res. Comment or note if you’re interested!!

Design commission for sunrisegay (offsite)! Custom pony design for his use only. :3c Taking commissions for these, dm for quote! (These will run about $15-30) Compression ruined the quality… (original res is 3551x2591…..)

Hey I’m taking commissions for these hmu if you want one !!

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But it’s October now, babey! Ha ha ha!

- “how to train your dragon is actually an allegory for being gay.”

- “elaborate?”

- “no.”