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who knows

@ellie-darling

Ellie, she/they, 21
I’m bi and I want to die
A true witchy bitch
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prokopetz

Honestly, I don't mind the proliferation of emojis in casual online communication because it makes my favourite sort of bit much easier to pull off. Saying patently absurd shit in a perfect deadpan used to be hard to convey in pure text, and now all I have to do is punctuate and avoid using little cartoons.

It's actually kind of fascinating how expressing the formal register in textual communication has shifted over my lifetime. In spoken communication, the formal register is mostly about grammar and vocabulary, and this was once true of text as well, but these days folks will often use very formal grammar in casual text, counting on the fact that they're not captalising the starts of their sentences nor ending them with periods to establish that they're speaking in the casual register – and conversely, doing those things can establish a formal register even when one's word choices are conspicuously casual. We've basically evolved a formal register which is only intelligible in written form because it relies entirely upon orthography.

To the fluent speaker of contemporary textual communication, "fuck" and "Fuck." are completely different sentences.

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bebx

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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shepardlives

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

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ii-zi

yes

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joematar

pairs well with this one

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it's so sickening knowing while im enjoying everything here at home Palestine is being bombed all day and night. i hope no one ever stops reblogging and talking and protesting until everything is over and the Palestinians are free from the 70+ year genocide of their people

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This exact holiday combo post can only happen once every 33 years.

[ID: the "Buggs Bunny in a tuxedo" meme, three times.

The first one says: "I wish all Muslims a very Ramadan Mubarak"

The second one says: "I wish all Jewish people a very Sameach Pesach"

The third one says: "I wish all Christians a very Happy Easter". /end ID].

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this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

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aaawunder
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nomuru2d

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

i am wrong, what the fuck

Me every time this post comes back

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go Google why chainsaws were invented, it’s really fun :)

I’ve seen everything at this point, so why were chain saws in-

oh what the FUCK WHY

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polirange

Thanks I hate it.

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