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the singer, usually an adorable pop-punk chipmunk,

@greengay / greengay.tumblr.com

coping with a dystopia by having a parasocial relationship with an aging rockstar who shows his butt to people
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going over to The Guy I’m Seeing’s place tomorrow because he’s going to cook for me… but my coochie has been outta commission for 2 weeks because she was not used to getting consistent dick… and it threw off the pH balance… I got my first ever yeast infection 😔

anyways. it finally cleared up. now I’m going to just… jump his bones as soon as I see him???? unless his roommate is Right There or something? apparently this is, like, acceptable. and at the beginning I used to ask if I could kiss him, and he said that I never ever have to ask to kiss him… 🥵

so I feel like it should be OK to initiate sex right when I show up?????? this is all new to me, lmao

#i feel like this is vague enough not to doxx myself but also give a life update#SORRY TUMBLRINAS… I know everytime one of my mutuals ever got a bf I was like… damn… we lost a good solider#WELL….#**he is not my bf btw we are just Seeing Each Other and Like Each Other and Fuck A Lot#nsfw ?#he is neutral on Green Day btw#like… he thinks they’re neat lol#however… I have never been more attracted to anyone in my entire life it’s INSANE#I’M BEING DRIVEN MAD WITH LUST!!!!#also… HE’S JEWISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AAAAAAAAA
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deleted the last life update bc ppl can be Weird, but just know that it’s still going well :)

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To everyone inquiring and/or concerned about my thoughts and feelings regarding Billie Joe Armstrong from American pop-punk band, Green Day (est. 1988):

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pinkycakes asked:

i am a huge green day fan and am looking to expand my horizons :D any band suggestions?

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the front bottoms, pup, bruce springsteen, misfits, my chemical romance, jonathan richman, vundabar, joyce manor, destroy boys, GRLwood, hot mulligan, jeff rosenstock, prince daddy & the hyena, bikini kill, modern baseball, la dispute, olivia rodrigo, rozwell kid, the kinks, iggy pop, together pangea, fidlar, the dead milkmen, dolly parton, violent femmes, squeeze, david bowie, wavves, eminem, the breeders, the cramps, the replacements, king gizzard & the lizard wizard, le tigre, king tuff, surf curse, doja cat, all time low, beastie boys, taking back sunday, nirvana, and beach bunny

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LIFE UPDATES

  • I went to emo night with some friends and my roommate. Roommate was excited and he even let me put eyeliner on him and choose his outfit and everything. A couple hours in, I get in a political debate/fight with some guy outside the bar that lasts over an hour. At one point I apparently (or so I’m told) called the guy a pedophile?? he was younger than me. Eventually, I went back to his place and we slept together
  • I listened to the new Green Day album and I have thoughts on it. I will eventually post these thoughts. I really, really, like Bobby Sox.
  • I bought my first pair of high heels for NYE but during the NYE party I was sitting in a high-top chair and one of my heels got caught on a bar of the chair and I toppled over and ate shit and half of my body was bruised for a week.
  • I have over 200 unread text messages
  • I live with 2 normie straight men now and I think I prefer it? I’ve always lived with women and/or other gay people, but I am fine living in a Mojo Dojo Casa House atm.
  • I am still Offline™, for the most part, and my brain is still healing more and more every day 💖🩸✨ I literally feel less mentally ill
  • I haven’t gotten any tattoos because I’m saving up for a car :( downside of mental stability is long-term planning
  • However my friend is buying me a tattoo gun and is going to let me do her coverups :)
  • I made a really fancy and tasty macaroni and cheese. It started as a roux and everything. It was decadent. It was the best thing I have ever made in my whole life. I left it uncovered, and the mouse who lives in my stove (he doesn’t even pay rent either -_-) helped himself to it and I had to throw it all away after having, like, 1/2 a cup of it. I was a little devastated..
  • Generally… just been thinking about Reigen Arataka a lot…………. 🙂
  • I am not addicted to social media anymore and I feel………… Stable 😳



#hi sorry for any messages I have… I am unable to respond bc I am not completely cured of The Ailments#just figured I would periodically let ppl know I’m alive#also blah blah if I haven’t replied to you… GET IN LINE!!!!!#💖#it’s not personal 😭#I just…….. honesty I can’t multi task and if I reply to people I have to completely stop what I’m doing to reply#and take time out of my day#and if they reply back right away then I HAVE TO REPLY#AND IT GOES BACK AND FORTH#that’s a lot of commitment#that I can’t handle rn
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ok so I was at a friend’s wedding in Vegas and planned to road-trip around california and then come back to Vegas to sneak into WWWYF and then GD announced their club show (800-cap venue!!!!) and my friend and I got tickets and we drove from San Clemente all the way back to Vegas and they played Dookie front-to-back and Homecoming all the way through and Warning and Oh Love and their new song and Graffitia and like…….. ok I tried to gamble in Vegas and and I went to Baker, CA and bought some lotto tickets and I won nothing in either place, but I think my luck was manifesting itself to get these tickets 😳

#i SWEAR I was normal about this show LMAO#it just lined up really well#re: getting the tickets#it was an online queue system#will call only to avoid scalpers#and my friend and I got online and she was like… 6000th in line#and I was 2000th#and then one of my other friends who wouldn’t be able to get to the show got two tickets in her cart#and I gave her my info and bada bing bada boom#I owe her soooooo much
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hi. I’m alive btw…

I dipped for awhile on all social medias because I’m Enlightened… and ppl I’m friends with on other platforms (instagram, peach) were worried that I killed myself because I’m, like, crazy and have mentioned I want to kill myself for the past 10 years I’ve been on tumblr lmao but! I have not! I haven’t wanted to kms since they pumped me full of ketamine :)

I’m going on a road trip with a friend across Southern California (Death Valley, Joshua Tree, Mojave Desert, etc.) in a couple weeks. gonna try to sneak into WWWYF.

if u sent me messages, I will eventually respond but not for awhile because I am Disordered and I’m afraid to ask my psychiatrist for an increase in my adderall dosage in case she decides to punish me and just take away my adderall all together or something

i still like Green Day and the old man but

eventually I will want to rant abt BJA and green day, but right now I am just… busy and content…

legit though, i was becoming super addicted to Being Online and I had to stop cold turkey so my brains wouldn’t melt out my ears lol

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scaryorganmusic

i keep thinking billie joe is posting old videos but that’s really what he looks like rn damn

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