PREV. BREKKERSKAZ

"please don't stick a q tip in your ears, our product can damage your eardrums" lies. they're trying to stop you from hitting the ear g spot. they're in league with the church

I am entirely obsessed with this person's hand designed/knitted Rothko inspired sweater. I'm going to be thinking about this for days

The artist's instagram is here!

Switzerland has issued a stamp that celebrates concrete, and it has been printed using cement pigments.

Neil!!!

incredibly good photo of little rats, with ancient greek particles to learn

If you’re learning Greek of any era, this is the cutest way to learn or remember the particles of our language!

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, July 25, 1909

They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.

You sold some shitty copper, man, I don’t know what to tell you

i hit rock bottom like every 5 hours

the world at night meant so much to you

do u wanna make the worst mistake of ur life (flirtatiously)

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

has anyone heard of Cozy in bed…lifechanging

has anyone experienced Alarm goes off. devastating

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

who up suffering the slings & arrows of outrageous fortune

Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys