hey my presence on here is dead bc i dont care follow my instagram @perfectfutch
highlights from the gospel of thomas
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its 6:30 in the am and im about to collapse looking at this tweet
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Happy New Year!
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this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying
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bööls of wa’ah
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Jermain Jackson’s hairline
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this man was really just in this public bathroom with his girlfriend on speaker phone and she’s like “what are you up to” he’s like “I’m taking a shit baby” absolutely appalling this might be the last straw for me I really might attack this man
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literally I feel like a wild chimpanzee right now
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me on my giant lesbian combination alpaca/weed farm in 30 years: hey do you guys remember the internet?
all the other lesbians in unison: no
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MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?
Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay
MBMaBM Fan: What?
Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?
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George Shiras III (1859-1942)
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woman: my boyfriend locks me in a cage and calls me his slave yall: oh no that is so awful! woman: consensually yall: oh lol whew