• “Am I dead?”
• “Another one?”
• “And what if I don’t?”
• “Are you afraid of God?”
• “Are you crazy?”
• “Are you lost?”
• “Are you really that shallow?”
• “Are you sure it’s okay?”
• “Are you sure there were no survivors?”
• “Can I trust you?”
• “Can we go now?”
• “Can we not fight tonight?”
• “Can’t or won’t?”
• “Do you even care about how I feel?”
• “Do you expect me to believe that?”
• “Do you have any idea what you just did?”
• “Do you love me?”
• “Do you trust me?”
• “Do you want to talk about it?”
• “How could you do this?”
• “How did you escape?”
• “How long has it been since you last slept?”
• “How long have you been there?”
• “Is that blood behind your ear?”
• “Is that really a gamble you’re willing to make?”
• “Just go, alright?”
• “Mind if I sleep here tonight?”
• “Really?”
• “Tell me: have you ever been afraid like this?”
• “That’s the best you could come up with?”
• “Wait, were you being sarcastic or…?”
• “Want to hear a secret?”
• “Was I the only one who thought that?”
• “Well, that’s what I said, isn’t it?”
• “What are you?”
• “What are you doing here?”
• “What do I have to say to make you understand?”
• “What do you keep writing in that notebook?”
• “What do you want with me?”
• “What happened?”
• “What if you stayed this time?”
• “What if… what if I don’t want to be free?”
• “What’s in it for me?”
• “What’s in it for you?”
• “When have I ever lied to you?”
• “Where did you go?”
• “Where did you last see it?”
• “Where’s the rest of the body?”
• “Who are you?”
• “Who did this to you?”
• “Why are you so angry?”
• “Why are you so calm about this?”
• “Why do you have this urge to control people all the time?”
• “Why do you keep doing this to me?”
• “Why do you have to make everything about you?”
• “Why does it always have to be alcohol?”
• “Why don’t you come over here and prove it?”
• “Why is the truth so important to you?”
• “Why should I help you?”
• “Wouldn’t that be nice?”
• “You don’t remember me?”
• “You expect me to believe you haven’t done this before?”
• “You’ve been pretending all this time?”

• ( text ) : uh, do you have my pants because i have yours
• ( text ) : let’s play another game of whose boxers are hanging on my fence
• ( text ) : update. a gay guy just told me that i’m the most beautiful thing with a vagina he has ever seen. how should i feel about this?
• ( text ) : i’m sorry about all the inappropriate shoe throwing.
• ( text ) : you killed a bottle of bacardi in 20 minutes. so much for being an organ donor.
• ( text ) : why can’t burritos get me drunk?
• ( text ) : i know you’re on a date and i should leave you alone, but about twenty minutes ago, i realized i haven’t been spanked in years so if you’re still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
• ( text ) : why is my bath tub filled with mud?
• ( text ) : i’ve noticed we slowly have begun to phase the “b” out of our bromace.
• ( text ) : you just jumped of the couch and yelled “hidden tiger crouching dragon!” that’s the answer to how you broke your finger.
• ( text ) : this is what my life has come to. drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
• ( text ) : if i open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
• ( text ) : apparently all year, they’ve been using me as a standard for drunkenness.
• ( text ) : all i’m saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding i wash the stolen dye from his hair. i’m not doing that a second time.
• ( text ) : i need to stop drunkenly getting naked. i’m losing all my party clothes.
• ( text ) : please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. i mean he’s the one with paint on his face. i don’t need him judge judying me.
• ( text ) : sooooo, how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital, but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
• ( text ) : hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
• ( text ) : so much for not drinking this week after this weekend. congrats, you made it until tuesday.
• ( text ) : i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.

Is this disguise gonna work?

It can’t end like this.

1. a shy kiss. 
2. a forehead kiss.
3. a cheek kiss.
4. a nuzzle kiss.
5. a neck kiss.
6. a hand kiss. 
7. a hug + kiss combo. 
8. a dying kiss. 
9. a bleeding / bloody kiss. 
10. an assertive kiss. 
11. a nonchalant / uninterested kiss. 
12. a kiss to your muse’s shoes. 
13. a blown kiss. 
14. a sad / crying kiss. 
15. a quick kiss. 
16. a happy kiss.
17. a teasing / sensual kiss. 
18. a platonic kiss. 
19. a clumsy kiss
20. a kiss of your choosing! ( requested by the sender! )