@noodilyhooligan / noodilyhooligan.tumblr.com
Just up thinking about how in SIXTH GRADE for a writing assignment, I wrote about a woman who got kidnapped from a bus stop and was never seen again 😭😭😭 The teacher told us all to write about the same prompt - A blonde woman who meets a brown haired man. Sixth grade me was wild Jesus lmfao
But the complexity and the grey lie not in the boop, but what you do with the boop once you have it.
im going to say "you will be boiled" more in my every day life actually because of this image
Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it
Duck in a Top Hat Thursday, y’all!
Happy Duck in a Top Hat Thursday. OP only has themselves to blame when this has 10,000+ posts and is posted every Thursday.
I’m going back overseas in about 10 months but my plan still remains: I want some land and a farmer, except now he’ll be Japanese lmaooo
Blooming heather in the Netherlands
me.
it’s literally him
It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it
had a dream i posted a poll to this blog that was like 'DECIDE MY FUTURE' and the options were 'banishment' 'beheading' 'sent to sea' 'become medieval reenactor' 'titanic' and i was out front trying to desperately rally for being sent to sea when everyone kept voting beheading
dude
Pvp enabled website baby
the human body can only digest 1 slime per day. yogurt, pudding, sour cream. if you mix slimes, they will meld in your stomach and become a sludge. and brother, you do not want that to happen.
OP I think you may just have mild lactose intolerance.
ahhhhhh if only i had eaten that japanese radish when i had the chance. dies
Customer: FAT NUT DMV: LARGE EJACULATION Verdict: DENIED
Her: What’s that?
Me: It’s a place where people go to work, but that’s not important right now.
Mary J. Blige, Rolling Stone, 1994.
