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Baz: Don't think for a second--
Simon: Done.
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Day 15 Legend
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oh my god
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I still can’t get over the fact that Simon calls Agatha’s hair “butter blonde”
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pure of heart!!!!!!!!!! dumb of ass...............
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Simon snow
Reply with what type of music you think Baz listens to
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YES i’m gay. YES i have a vampire fetish. NO i don’t know my times tables. we exist.
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simon snow ghostwrote this
Baz:*slowly hugs Simon from behind*
Baz:*ruffles simons hair*
Baz:*whispers with a hot breath*
Baz: if you ever tell anyone I was kidnapped by fucking numpties we’re done
Baz:I’m not a vampire
Simon:are you sure
The mage: are you sure
Agatha: are you sure
Penny: are you sure
The rats: are you sure
Ebb, rising from the grave: are you sure
Bazs whole family: are you sure
The humdrum: are you sure
The dragon: are you sure
The whole world tbh: are you sure
Baz: leave me alone
Simon:can we cuddle
Baz:
Simon:and give each other kisses on the nose
Baz:
Simon:and hold hands
Baz:ok but no homo tho
Simon:you’re literally gay
Baz: *finger guns* you got me there
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Baz: No mom, I already have a job. It's called being hardcore.
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My therapist: you just need to carry on-
Me: *finger guns* cool🔫🍆 carry🌈🍆 on 💀🍆reference👏🍆 bro 👌🍆
What if Simon actually died when he was pushed down the stairs and the rest of the story is just baz playing out what he actually wanted to happen
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Simon: making my way downtown
Simon: walking fast
Agatha: Simon is that y-
Simon: walking faster
DEAR ALL ARTIST FRIENDS!!!
I’ve been looking for a new profile picture for my Instagram and stuff FOREVER and I thought it’d be really cool to have like a pop art type of drawing of me. Like in a comic book style or something? If any of you lovely people who are looking to expand their portfolio would be interested in drawing that (because I have absolutely no artistic ability at all,) message me!!!
Baz, pouring a glass of wine: I need to tell you something
Simon: go on
Baz: I think I love you
Simon: is that you or the wine talking?
Baz: it’s me talking to the wine.
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i always forget that penny likes to wear capes but when i remember i just fucking love thinking about her walking around with a cape on like the god she is