If he doesn’t make eye contact, he isn’t in trouble.
Hey kids!
I’ve dropped my 500th Patreon Post and it’s hasn’t even been a full year, yet (Nov. 25th is when I launched that ship!)
Thank you, Pigeons, for supporting me and my brand of nonsense! Love and appreciate you!
Nonpigeons:
Now would be a great time to join if you were thinking about it, especially if you use Apple apps. In November Evil Corp (Apple) is adding 30% charge to purchases on apps, this includes Patreon.
Anyone joining before that gets grandfathered in and fees don’t apply.
THAT BEING SAID you can always join through a web browser or android and avoid this BS completely, while still using the Apple app to look through your favorite Patreons!*
*Is it meeee???? Am I your favorite Patreon????
VOICE OF GOD: ADULTS 18+ ONLY